9 thoughts on “Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 7-26-2013”
A horror movie about a walrus, really? That’s like trying to make a detective film about how milk got spilled down the side of my fridge this morning. Although, I bet it was that bitch down the hall, she’s always had it out for me. All signs point to her as the most likely culprit.
That monkey rides better than my four year-old. So is that Kevin Smith movie about The Walrus Man from Star Wars A New Hope. I still have that action figure.
Surely The Butterfly Effect only came out 10 years ago, and it needs a remake already? The film was ok but I did think Ashton Kutcher was miscast in the main role. The director’s cut ending was also better than the released ending.
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
A horror movie about a walrus, really? That’s like trying to make a detective film about how milk got spilled down the side of my fridge this morning. Although, I bet it was that bitch down the hall, she’s always had it out for me. All signs point to her as the most likely culprit.
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Most likely R.O.T.O.R. sending you a message.
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I took the day off and slept in. I was going to go see The Conjuring but I might just sit here watching a monkey riding a bike all day.
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You’re better off.
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That monkey rides better than my four year-old. So is that Kevin Smith movie about The Walrus Man from Star Wars A New Hope. I still have that action figure.
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Surely The Butterfly Effect only came out 10 years ago, and it needs a remake already? The film was ok but I did think Ashton Kutcher was miscast in the main role. The director’s cut ending was also better than the released ending.
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I wonder if the monkey is embarrassed to be riding a pink bike.
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He seems happy.
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It’s the daily happy drugs they give him.
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