Mirth Madness 2013: Third Round – The Schtick Sixteen!

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Now the voting gets harder and harder and slower now a little faster and harder with these fantastically funny match-ups! Voting will be open from now until Monday when will be in the home stretch with the Final Eight!

Here are the SHOCKING results from the last round!

The Dude (86%) judo-chopped Austin Powers (14%)!
Al Czervik (55%) silenced Mr. Bean (45%)!
Dr. Frankenstein (68%) clubbed Happy Gilmore (32%)!
Ron Burgundy (61%) tired out Lili Von Shtupp (39%)!
Louis Tully (61%) sicced his demon dog on Edward R. Rooney (39%)!
Navin R. Johnson (77%) locked up H.I. McDonough (23%)!
Pee Wee Herman (73%) stole Christmas from Buddy the Elf (27%)!
Arthur Bach (55%) out-drank Cousin Eddie (45%)!
Frank Drebin (91%) laser-blasted Chris Knight (9%)!
Fletch (59%) stole King Arthur’s (41%) crown!
Booger (55%) won a shootout against Reggie Dunlop (45%)!
Jeff Spicoli (61%) foiled Inspector Clouseau (39%)!
Clark W. Griswold (83%) chopped off Billy Ray Valentine’s (17%) legs!
Bill Lumbergh (57%) turned Nigel Tufnel (43%) down to zero!
Marge Gunderson (62%) toyed with Jack Brown (38%)!
Willy Wonka (78%) evaded Buford T. Justice (22%)!

Mirth Madness Bracket-ROUND 3

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 1. Jeff “The Dude” Lebowski
(The Big Lebowski)
 4. Al Czervik
Quote: “I’ll tell you what I’m blathering about… I’ve got information man! New shit has come to light! And shit… man, she kidnapped herself. Well sure, man. Look at it… a young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know, and she, uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that’s cool… that’s, that’s cool, I’m, I’m saying, she needs money, man. And of course they’re going to say that they didn’t get it, because… she wants more, man! She’s got to feed the monkey, I mean uh… hasn’t that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?” Quote: “I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don’t tell ’em you’re Jewish, okay?”


3. Dr. Frankenstein
(Young Frankenstein)
2. Ron Burgundy
Quote: “STAND BACK, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! HE’S GOT A ROTTEN BRAIN!” Quote: “I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly…”


16. Louis Tully
 4. Navin R. Johnson
(The Jerk)
Quote: “Well yeah, you know what I did? I climbed on the ledge and tried to disconnect the cable, but I couldn’t get in, so you know what I did? I turned my TV up real loud too so everyone would think all our TVs had something wrong with them.” Quote: “First they didn’t have the bamboo umbrellas for the drinks, and now snails on the food, two boobs!”


11. Pee Wee Herman
(Pee Wee’s Big Adventure)
 2. Arthur Bach
Quote: “But what? Everyone I know has a big “But…? C’mon, Simone, let’s talk about *your* big “But”. Quote: “Isn’t this fun? Isn’t fun the best thing to have? Don’t you wish you were me? I know I do.”


1. Frank Drebin
(The Naked Gun)
 13. Fletch
Quote: “Wilma, I promise you; whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest one minute until he’s behind bars. Now, let’s grab a bite to eat. Quote: “If you shoot me, you’re liable to lose a lot of those humanitarian awards.”


11. Booger
(Revenge of the Nerds)
2. Jeff Spicoli
(Fast Times at Ridgemont High)

Quote: “I thought I was looking at my mother’s old douche-bag, but that’s in Ohio. Quote: “What Jefferson was saying was, Hey! You know, we left this England place ’cause it was bogus; so if we don’t get some cool rules ourselves – pronto – we’ll just be bogus too! Get it?”


16. Clark W. Griswold
(National Lampoon’s Vacation)
 4. Bill Lumbergh
(Office Space)
Quote: “We watch his program… We buy his toys, we go to his movies… he owes us. Doesn’t he owe us, huh? He owes the Griswolds, right? Fucking-A right he owes us!” Quote: “Milt, we’re gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could just go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?”


11. Marge Gunderson
7. Willy Wonka
(Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory)
Quote: “Sir, you have no call to get snippy with me! I’m just doing my job here.” Quote: “A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.”

14 thoughts on “Mirth Madness 2013: Third Round – The Schtick Sixteen!

  1. “Navin R. Johnson (77%) locked up H.I. McDonough (23%)!”



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