Mirth Madness 2013: Second Round – Groups 3 & 4

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Now it’s time to take a second and vote for the second half of the second round! Please don’t base your vote on the hat they’re wearing in their picture. And don’t forget you can still vote for the first two groups if you haven’t already!

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TODAY’S MATCH-UPS

DREBINvsKNIGHT

1. Frank Drebin
(The Naked Gun)
8. Chris Knight
(Real Genius)

Quote: “It’s the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year’s Day.” Quote: “Don’t you know that eating that stuff can give you very large breasts? Oh, my God! I’m too late!

ARTHURvsFLETCH

5. King Arthur
(Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
13. Fletch
(Fletch)

Quote: “Look, you stupid bastard. You’ve got no arms left.” Quote: “I’m afraid I’m gonna have to pull rank on you. I didn’t want to have to do this. I’m with the Mattress Police. There are no tags on these mattresses.”

BOOGERvsREGGIE

11. Booger
(Revenge of the Nerds)
14. Reggie Dunlop
(Slap Shot)

Quote: “This is bullshit! I want bush, pan down.” Quote: “I am personally placing a hundred-dollar bounty on the head of Tim McCracken. He’s the head coach and chief punk on that Syracuse team.”

CLOUSSEAUvsSPICOLI

7. Inspector Clouseau
(The Return of the Pink Panther)
2. Jeff Spicoli
(Fast Times at Ridgemont High)

Quote: “Keep up the good work, and I shall see to it you become a bell *man*.” Quote: “All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine.”

GRISWOLDvsVALENTINE

16. Clark W. Griswold
(National Lampoon’s Vacation)
9. Billy Ray Valentine
(Trading Places)

Quote: “O God, ease our suffering in this, our moment of great dispair. Yea, admit this good and decent woman into thine arms in the flock in thine heavenly area, up there. And Moab, he laid its down by the band of the Canaanites, and yea, though the Hindus speak of karma, I implore you: give her… give her a break.” Quote: “Hey, baby, what’s happening? How are ya doing? Once you have a man with no legs, you never go back, baby. I know what you’re thinkin’. You seen ‘Porgy and Bess’? We can make it, baby! Me and you!… You BITCH!

NIGELvsLUMBERGH

5. Nigel Tufnel
(This Is Spinal Tap)
4. Bill Lumbergh
(Office Space)

Quote: “Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Love Pump’.” Quote: “Oh, and remember: next Friday… is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.”

MARGEvsBROWN

11. Marge Gunderson
(Fargo)
14. Jack Brown
(The Toy)

Quote: “Say, Lou, didya hear the one about the guy who couldn’t afford personalized plates, so he went and changed his name to J3L2404?” Quote: “You know why there’s a party downstairs? Do you fellas? Because it’s goodbye for you guys. They’re not gonna sell you anymore. They got a new toy to sell. It’s called a Jack Brown. Me. The wind up asshole. And I’m gonna take over all the stores of America next Christmas. All the kids will be hollering for me. They’re not gonna want no teddy bears like you. No they won’t and they won’t want no sad pandas and no tigers or leopards or lions or dumb rabbits. The kids will want a Jack Brown Wind Up. “Mommy I want a Jack Brown Wind-up! Susie has one that can play basketball! And Otto has one that can drive a Cadillac, and he’s real cute too and I wanna pinch his nose!” I’ve sold out to Moorehouse, you know. My life is over. I’m gonna wind up in this room with all you toys for the rest of my life.”

WONKAvsJUSTICE

7. Willy Wonka
(Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory)
2. Buford T. Justice
(Smokey and the Bandit)

Quote: “Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.” Quote: “There’s no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I’m gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!”

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