Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 7-24-2013

Todays Headlines

[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

THERE IS A FIGHT CLUB SEQUEL COMING IN GRAPHIC NOVEL FORM, BUT DO NOT BUY IT, BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE CONSUMERISM.

A MOVIE WILL BE MADE BASED ON THE VIDEO GAME GRAN TURISMO, WHICH R.O.T.O.R. GUESSES WILL INVOLVE A LOT OF DRIVING. AS LONG AS THERE ARE NO HONKING HORNS, R.O.T.O.R.’S ONE WEAKNESS… FORGET R.O.T.O.R. SAID THAT

THE POLTERGEIST REMAKE HAS BEGUN CASTING. THE MOVIE IS ABOUT A FAMILY WHOSE TELEVISIONS ACTS STRANGE, BUT IT IS JUST R.O.T.O.R. MESSING WITH THEM BEFORE THEY ARE ALL EXECUTED FOR NOT OBTAINING A PERMIT FOR THEIR NEW FENCE. 

[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]
[BEGIN MIRTH MADNESS REMINDER]

AS THE OFFICIAL ROBOT POLICE OFFICER FOR MIRTH MADNESS, I ORDER YOU TO VOTE IN ROUND 2. FAILURE TO DO SO WILL RESULT IN EXECUTION BY HOOKMOUTH.

 
 

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