THERE IS ONLY ONE HEADLINE TODAY, A SPECIAL SURPRISE FOR ALL OF YOU LAW-ABIDING CITIZENS OUT THERE WHO WILL EVENTUALLY BE GUILTY OF SOMETHING AND NEED TO BE EXECUTED. BELOW IS THE FIRST LOOK AT YOURS TRULY, R.O.T.O.R., IN THE UPCOMING MOTION PICTURE X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST. IN THE MOVIE, R.O.T.O.R. (CODE NAME: SENTINEL) EXECUTES SEVERAL MU-TANTS WHO HAVE BROKEN THE LAWS OF GENETICS AND DISORDERLY CONDUCT. BASED ON TRUE EVENTS IN THE LIFE OF R.O.T.O.R.
50 Years of R.O.T.O.R.!
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
Looking good! You need to top of your ensemble with a bow tie!
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R.O.T.O.R.: Six Top Hats!
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Ha ha! Sentinels are wimps, Cyclops tricked them into flying into the sun. Bye bye R.O.T.O.R.!
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You’re so executed…
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I’m the first huh?
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The first this hour, yes.
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Daaayyyuuuum R.O.T.O.R., I daresay you broke a few laws and hearts yourself.
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Does your fiance know about your feelings for R.O.T.O.R.?
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He doesn’t want to question it for fear of execution.
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By R.O.T.O.R. or you?
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Yikes. I thought I was the only one who’s seen that turd. Well, it makes me laugh, but it sure isn’t ending up in the Library of Congress anytime soon…
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Well I’ll keep up the letter-writing campaigns, and I’m planning a sit-in. R.O.T.O.R. will get the recognition it deserves!
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Hmmm… your best bet here is to find Shoeboogie and run him for Congress as soon as possible. The country needs a maybe fake Native American ladies man with a lousy hairdo and a cheap Walkman trying to pass laws. “Once you go red, you never wanna get outta bed!”
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