THE NEW TOM CRUISE MOVIE HAS CHANGED ITS TITLE FROM ‘ALL YOU NEED IS KILL’ TO ‘EDGE OF TOMORROW’ BECAUSE ‘ALL YOU NEED IS KILL’ INFRINGED ON THE COPYRIGHT OF R.O.T.O.R.’S AUTOBIOGRAPHY.

ROBERT DOWNEY JUNIOR MAY PLAY BOTH PINOCCHIO AND GEPETTO IN NEW MOVIE BECAUSE THAT WORKED OUT SO WELL FOR ROBERTO BENIGNI. R.O.T.O.R. WILL NEVER BE A REAL BOY BECAUSE REAL BOYS CANNOT PUNCH THROUGH CONCRETE AND SKULL BONE. 

JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT MAY PLAY DOCTOR STRANGE. R.O.T.O.R. HAS PROVEN TIME AND TIME AGAIN THAT MAGIC DOES NOT WORK ON ROBOTS.

HERE IS A NEW TRAILER FOR JOBS, WHICH ASTHON KUTCHER KEEPS GETTING AGAINST ALL ODDS. HA. HA.

DIRECTOR FEDE ALVAREZ DISCUSSES HIS EVIL DEAD SEQUEL. THIS ALSO INFRINGES ON THE COPYRIGHT OF R.O.T.O.R.’S OTHER BOOK, ‘EVIL? DEAD!’