PACIFIC RIM UNDERPERFORMED THIS WEEKEND. AS R.O.T.O.R. ALWAYS SAYS, IT IS NOT THE SIZE OF THE ROBOT, BUT HOW YOU USE IT. HA. HA.
JOHNNY DEPP HAS SIGNED ON FOR THE SEQUEL TO ALICE IN WONDERLAND. R.O.T.O.R. EXECUTED THE SCREENWRITER OF THE LAST MOVIE FOR ALLUSIONS TO DRUG USE, SO R.O.T.O.R. WILL BE MONITORING THIS SITUATION CLOSELY.
STAR TREK 3 MAY FILM NEXT YEAR WITH J.J. ABRAMS DIRECTING. J.J. ABRAMS WORKS ALMOST AS HARD AS R.O.T.O.R. PUNCHES.
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 2 WILL START FILMING SOON. R.O.T.O.R. ONCE EXECUTED A LOITERER BY STUFFING A SPONGE SOAKED IN BATTERY ACID IN HIS MOUTH. THE SPONGE DID NOT SURVIVE, BUT SCANS REVEALED IT WAS NOT SENTIENT.
[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION][BEGIN MIRTH MADNESS EXCITEMENT]
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
JJ Abrams needs to slow down.
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And R.O.T.O.R. will only get faster.
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JJ Abrams should direct Spongebob 2. Oh wait, there’s probably not an easy way to explain lens flares at the bottom of the ocean.
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The sea is full of lens flares, my friend!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXPbluR-0YA
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I support a spongebob film with Abrams at the helm, that just feels right, lol.
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I’d prefer David Cronenberg.
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I’m just waiting for the announcement of a R.O.T.O.R movie!
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You mean besides the already existing R.O.T.O.R. movie?
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Yeah I want to see a sequel where R.O.T.O.R goes on a road trip with hilarious consequences
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R.O.A.D. T.O.U.R.
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Take my money!
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Are you trying to offer R.O.T.O.R. a bribe??
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R.O.T.O.R.! always has the best penis jokes. That’s the only reason why I keep coming back.
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That’s so sweet!
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