THE ONLY HEADLINE TODAY IS THAT R.O.T.O.R. ORDERS YOU TO OBEY ALL FIREWORKS LAWS AND HAVE A SAFE AND HAPPY 4TH OF JULY OR YOU WILL BE ARRESTED AND CHARGED WITH NUMEROUS CRIMES UNDER AMERICA’S OUTSTANDING SYSTEM OF LAW.

AND NOW AN IMPORTANT FIREWORKS SAFETY PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM R.O.T.O.R., IN DISGUISE HERE AS THE PREVENTOR, BECAUSE R.O.T.O.R. FRIGHTENS CHILDREN. VIEWING IS MANDATORY BY LAW.

[END FIREWORKS SAFETY SEQUENCE]

[BEGIN FIREWORKS SAFETY PATROL: SEARCH AND DESTROY]