Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 7-3-2013

By Brian @ Hard Ticket to Home Video July 3, 2013 Alicia Silverstone Bumblebee dance James Franco milk movie news R.O.T.O.R. Steven Spielberg The Crow reboot The Grapes of Wrath The Sound and the Fury Transformers 4

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STEVEN SPIELBERG TO REMAKE THE GRAPES OF WRATH. R.O.T.O.R. DOES NOT EAT GRAPES, BUT LOVES WRATH, AND DANCE.

BUMBLEBEE GETS AN UPDATED LOOK FOR TRANSFORMERS 4. JUST STAY OUT OF MY DISTRICT, PRETTY BOY.

ALICIA SILVERSTONE HAS LAUNCHED A BREAST MILK SHARING PROGRAM. EVEN R.O.T.O.R. IS GROSSED OUT.

JAMES FRANCO WILL DIRECT THE SOUND AND THE FURY AS PART OF HIS COMMUNITY SERVICE AFTER R.O.T.O.R. BUSTED HIM FOR POSSESSION OF MARIJUANA FOR THE 247TH TIME.

THE CREATOR OF THE CROW IS INVOLVED IN THE REBOOT OF THE CROW. R.O.T.O.R. APPRECIATES THE CROW’S BRAND OF VIGILANTE JUSTICE, BUT TO DANCE TO HIS MUSIC IS HARD.

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7 thoughts on “Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 7-3-2013”

filmhipster

July 3, 2013 at 9:00 am Reply

I clicked on the breast Milk one.

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- Brian @ Hard Ticket to Home Video
  
  July 3, 2013 at 9:08 am Reply
  
  There’s no judgment here.
  
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  - filmhipster
    
    July 3, 2013 at 9:17 am Reply
    
    It wasn’t what I was expecting.
    
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theipc

July 3, 2013 at 12:23 pm Reply

If you’re going to talk about Silverstone and breasts in the same sentence, you better DELIVER!!!!!!

COME ON!!!!

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- Brian @ Hard Ticket to Home Video
  
  July 3, 2013 at 1:49 pm Reply
  
  R.O.T.O.R. doesn’t care for flesh.
  
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Nick Powell

July 3, 2013 at 4:18 pm Reply

Grapes of Wrath featuring… aliens? Star Trek VIIIIII: The Wrath of Grapes.

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- Brian @ Hard Ticket to Home Video
  
  July 3, 2013 at 4:48 pm Reply
  
  With a dust cloud replacing the nebula.
  
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