The first round of Villain Madness was a modest success! Let’s take a look at the results from our first 16 matchups!

Velvet Von Ragnar (67%) poisoned Dr. Stoner’s (33%) venom supply!

Belial (60%) scored a 3-count on Zeus (40%)!

The Killer Klowns (78%) wrapped Aylmer (22%) up in a cotton candy cocoon!

The Zuni Fetish Doll (63%) put Death Bed (37%) to sleep!

In a battle of heavyweights, Porky Wallace (60%) devoured The Blob (40%)!

Cropsey (73%) scrambled the circuits of the Protectors (27%)!

Bruce (77%) took a bite out of Max Zorin’s (23%) shedyool!

Wez (80%) forced Bennett (20%) to let off some steam!

In our first TIE, Mola Ram won the coin toss and ripped the heart out of Toht!

In an explosive upset, Bill (62%) kicked Hans Gruber (38%) out the window!

The Gremlins (83%) fed Judge Doom (17%) defeat after midnight!

Pinhead (82%) put the nail in The Tall Man’s coffin (18%)!

In our second TIE, The Thing sent Pazuzu back to hell via infernal coin flip!

Hannibal Lecter (75%) ate Reverend Kane’s (25%) soul with a nice Chianti!

Michael Myers (91%) showed the Silver Shamrock Company (9%) that there’s ZERO more days until defeat!

Now these winning monsters will mosey to the second round, where the stakes are double and deadly and twice as high in death!

Please VOTE! Even if you haven’t seen these movies, just pick the cutest one!

TODAY’S MATCHUPS

SCHLOCK GROUP

1. Velvet Von Ragnar (Never Too Young to Die)

Hermaphrodite leader of a homeless army and master of disguise.

Evil quote: “I’m gonna poison their water supply! For gold! For ransom! For jewels! For money!”

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9. Belial (Basket Case)

Former conjoined twin, now a glob of flesh who lives in a basket and has some kind of mental powers.

Evil quote: “I just hear him whispering in my brain. Sometimes he talks for hours and won’t shut up. i used to be able to talk to him like that, but that was when we were still connected. Our aunt said it was our special gift. But since we’ve been separated, I can’t do it anymore, but he can still do it to me. In fact, he’s even better at it now, he always knows what I’m thinking…” – Belial’s brother, Duane

5. Killer Klowns (Killer Klowns from Outer Space)

Murderous alien clowns who use circus tricks to kill.

Evil quote:

Debbie Stone: We were up at “the top of the world” and we saw this shooting star and we decided to go look for it. But instead of finding the shooting star we saw this… this circus tent. And that’s when we went inside, and that is when we saw those people in those… those pink, cotton candy cocoons. Dave, it was not a circus tent. It was something else.
Dave Hanson: What? What?
Mike Tobacco: It was a space ship. And there was these things, these killer clowns, and they shot popcorn at us! We barely got away!
Curtis Mooney: Killer clowns, from outer space. Holy shit!

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4. Zuni Fetish Doll (Trilogy of Terror)

Freaky-looking doll with the soul of a Zuni warrior that really wants to kill you.

Evil quote: “This can’t be happening! This can’t be happening!” – Amelia

11. Porky Wallace (Porky’s)

Fat redneck jerk owner of backwater strip club.

Evil quote: “I was jus’ givin’ the place an enema and this pile a shit floated to the surface.”

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3. Cropsey (The Burning)

Summer camp groundskeeper turned summer camp slasher.

Evil quote: “They never found his body, but they say his spirit lives in the forest. This forest. A maniac, a thing no longer human. They say he lives on whatever he can catch. Eats them raw, alive maybe. And every year he picks on a summer camp and seeks his revenge for the terrible things those kids did to him. Every year he kills. Right now he’s out there. Watching. Waiting. So don’t look; he’ll see you. Don’t breathe; he’ll hear you. Don’t move; you’re dead!”

ACTION GROUP

1. Bruce (Jaws)

Really hungry rogue shark.

Evil quote: “What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, an eating machine. It’s really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks, and that’s all.”

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8. Wez (The Road Warrior)

Insane biker who loves to wear ass-less chaps.

Evil quote: “No! No more talk! We go in! We kill! Kill! We kill ’em! They kill us, we kill them! Kill ’em! Kill ’em! Kill! Kill!”

11. Mola Ram (Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom)

Cult leader who can pull hearts out of chests.

Evil quote: “Drop them, Dr. Jones! They will be found! You won’t!”

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14. Bill (Kill Bill)

Master assassin, ladies man.

Evil quote: “Now if you don’t settle down, I’m gonna have to put one in your kneecap. And I hear tell that’s a very painful place to get shot in. Ha ha ha! I’m just fucking with you.”

SCI-FI/FANTASY GROUP

5. Biff Tannen (Back to the Future)

Time bully.

Evil quote: “I have your car towed all the way to your house and all you got for me is lite beer?”

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4. Gremlins (Gremlins)

Evolved Mogwai who love to cause trouble… deadly trouble.

Evil quote: “Water… Gun…” – Stripe

HORROR GROUP

5. Pinhead (Hellraiser)

Cenobite, extradimensional pain lover.

Evil quote: “No tears, please. It’s a waste of good suffering.”

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4. The Thing (The Thing)

Alien shape-shifter.

Evil quote: “I know I’m human. And if you were all these things, then you’d just attack me right now, so some of you are still human. This thing doesn’t want to show itself, it wants to hide inside an imitation. It’ll fight if it has to, but it’s vulnerable out in the open. If it takes us over, then it has no more enemies, nobody left to kill it. And then it’s won.” – MacReady

6. Hannibal Lecter (The Silence of the Lambs)

Murderous cannibal.

Evil quote: “Amputate a man’s leg and he can still feel it tickling. Tell me, mum, when your little girl is on the slab, where will it tickle you?”

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3. Michael Myers (Halloween)

Murderous escaped lunatic, possibly immortal.

Evil quote: “I met him, fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding; even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes… the *devil’s* eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized what was living behind that boy’s eyes was purely and simply… evil.” – Dr. Loomis

Vote on the second half of our second round here! Or our deaths will be on YOUR hands!