Welcome to our newest column where our readers can pose their most puzzling questions about movies to our resident dean of pictures, Professor Popcorn. He is a film scholar and scientist, as well as philanthropist, amateur test pilot, amateur porn star and folk musician.
Dear Carl,
As the curvaceous Zelda Rubinstein tried to explain, the spirits are attracted to Carol Anne, and will do whatever it takes to be with her and let her guide them to the light. Also, the older daughter is a whore who will bang anything, man or ghost, and the Freelings have the best weed in town.
Your picture pal,
Professor Popcorn
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This is GREAT!!!
Professor Popcorn,
Do you think JoBeth Williams was thinking about me and my needs when she agreed to do that scene where she flops around in her underwear for a good minute?
Yours,
ei
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Dear Professor Popcorn,
What was that giant head that popped out of the children’s closet?
Sincerely,
Erin
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All of your phenomenal questions will be answered by Professor Popcorn in a Poltergeist phollow uP!
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Reblogged this on filmhipster and commented:
Hilarious!
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Bitchin’! Thanks!
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Brilliant!
Um, Professor Popcorn…
Is it true that the hands pulling the skin off that persons face up there is actually Steven Spielberg’s hands?
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I’ll make sure he sees your question after he’s slept off the quart of his homemade NyQuil.
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