The Evil Eight! Only 14 more weeks of voting to go! Although we lost all of your previous-round votes in a bizarre port-a-potty incident, we still suggest you go ahead and vote, VOTE, VOTE! (voting for these groups ends April 1, no foolin’!) And now, the Sinister Sixteen results:
Sgt. Hartman (53%) strudel-creamed Hans Landa (47%)!
The Wicked Witch (71%) exited Han’s (29%) dragon!
Chigurh (53%) found Salt (35%) tasteless! (and props to Pepper with 12%!)
Ed Rooney (53%) chose not to carry Margaret White (47%) further!
Patrick Bateman (63%) broke Ivan Drago (37%)!
Magneto (59%) manipulated some silver bullets into David Kessler (41%)!
Next time, Dr. Frank N. Furter (75%), it will take more than children to save you from Belloq (25%)!
Norman Stansfield (56%) escaped the fear of Max Cady (44%)!
Thank you everyone again for voting!
TODAY’S MATCH-UPS
Gunnery Sgt. Hartman (Full Metal Jacket) |
The Wicked Witch of the West (The Wizard of Oz) |
Sadistic Marine Drill Sergeant Defeat: Shot in the chest at point blank range by the section 8 Pvt. Pyle. |
Evil Witch Defeat: Melted by water |
Anton Chigurh (No Country For Old Men) |
Ed Rooney (Ferris Bueller’s Day Off) |
Bounty Hunter Defeat: Wounded by a car accident, whereabouts unknown. |
Ruthless High School Principal Defeat: Kicked in the face by Jeanie Bueller 3 times. He never gets Ferris, is mauled by a dog and is forced to take a school bus after his car is towed away. |
Patrick Bateman (American Psycho) |
Magneto (The X-Men film series) |
Deranged Serial Killer Defeat: All of his demented killing sprees are delusions in his sick little mind. Still didn’t get the business card style he wanted. |
Mutant Master of Magnetism Defeat: Thwarted by the X-Men, placed in a plastic prison cell. |
Dr. Frank N. Furter (The Rocky Horror Picture Show) |
Norman Stansfield (Léon: The Professional) |
Transvestite Scientist Defeat: Killed by Riff Raff with an anti-matter ray gun. |
Corrupt DEA Agent
Defeat: Blown up via grenades by a dying Léon. |
Talk about the group of death.
“I’m a sweet transvestite from transexual Transyvania.”
“I’ll get you my pretty.”
“This ‘dorky looking helmet’ is the only thing that’s going to protect me from the REAL bad guys.”
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I voted, you pasty faced Greeks.
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Rooney!!!!!!!!!!
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I know you don’t care but I voted anyway. 🙂
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