Hard Ticket to Ho-Ho-Home Video: Home Alone 2 Vs. Die Hard 2

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It’s a battle of two Christmas-set sequels that tried to shamelessly cash in on their infinitely superior originals by recycling their plots in a different setting!:

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Home Alone 2: Lost in New York trailer

Die Hard 2: Die Harder trailer

Cast

Home Alone 2: Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci, Daniel Stern, Catherine O’Hara, Tim Curry, Rob Schneider, Brenda Fricker, Rip Taylor, Jaye P. Morgan, Jimmy Walker, Ally Sheedy

Die Hard 2: Bruce Willis, Bonnie Bedelia, William Atherton, William Sadler, John Amos, Dennis Franz, Franco Nero, Fred Thompson, Robert Patrick, John Leguizamo, Art Evans

There’s a lot to love about the Die Hard 2 cast, including Williams Atherton and Sadler, John Ambrose and the general who I had no idea was Franco Nero until just now. However, Tim Curry and Rip Taylor. You simply cannot compete with that.

Point: Home Alone 2

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Directing

Home Alone 2: Chris Columbus (Adventures in Babysitting; Home Alone; Mrs. Doubtfire) decided that he would indeed like to own a fleet of jetbikes made out of solid gold, so he accepted the paycheck for this movie. Columbus has a whimsical style that’s perfectly suited for this type of material, even though it’s a bit darker in tone and color than the first film.

Die Hard 2: Renny Harlin (Cliffhanger; Cutthroat Island; Deep Blue Sea) is basically Brett Ratner’s long-haired uncle. He’s a semi-competent director of action films. He’s like ordering a Quarter-Pounder from McDonald’s: Eh, he’s alright. Serves a purpose. Could have been much better. Take this snowmobile chase, for instance. It captures half the excitement of riding on an actual snowmobile.

Point: Home Alone 2

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Story

Home Alone 2: The ’80s were over, and John Hughes was in full money-banking mode (other movies he wrote in the early ’90s include Dutch, Curly Sue, Beethoven, Dennis the Menace, and Baby’s Day Out). Home Alone 2 is basically a carbon copy of the first one, as nobody involved wanted to screw with the formula that made the first one a mega-success. The only things that really changed were the location obviously, and an insignificant subplot involving Harry and Marv robbing a toy store. Nearly everything else was exactly the same, even Kevin befriending a weird recluse (this time a homeless lady covered in bird shit). You can’t blame them for going back to the well, and they had to get a sequel in before Macaulay Culkin grew pubes on his chin, but it was a little too obvious of a cash grab.

Die Hard 2: John McClane needs to stop some terrorists on Christmas. Again, like Home Alone 2, basically the exact same plot as the original in a different setting. At least they tried to sprinkle in a few new elements, like McClane wearing shoes the whole time, and… no it was really just the same thing.

Point: Really a toss up, but Die Hard 2 probably tried 1% harder to make the plot a little different

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Effects

Home Alone 2: It’s always delightful to see someone get blasted in the face with a brick.

Die Hard 2: The part where McClane ejects out of the plane when the grenade explodes looks worse than your grandmother wearing my boxers for a dress.

Point: Home Alone 2

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Music

Home Alone 2: Nearly every Christmas song you can imagine is in this, plus an fun orchestral score from John Williams.

Die Hard 2: I think there was one, maybe two Christmas songs in the movie, with kind of a generic action soundtrack from Michael Kamen.

Point: Home Alone 2

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Awards

Home Alone 2: Won: People’s Choice Awards – Favorite Comedy Motion Picture (tied with Sister Act)

Die Hard 2: Nominated: Award of the Japanese Academy – Best Foreign Film

Point: Home Alone 2

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Legacy

Home Alone 2: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… the Talkboy?

Die Hard 2: Quite possibly the greatest TV dub in history.

Point: Die Hard 2

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I’m as surprised as you are, really. But to be honest, Die Hard 2 is pretty crappy, and Home Alone 2, while a cheap copy, really isn’t that bad. On its own merit, if its predecessor never existed, it would probably be viewed more fondly. On that same token, Die Hard 2 would be just another run-of-the-mill action flick. So I think this makes sense. If only they combined these two franchises… DIE HARD ALONE!

What do you think? Did we score the fight fair? Which movie won on your scorecard?

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