REMEMBER WHAT R.O.T.O.R. SAID ABOUT QUICKSILVER POSSIBLY NOT LOOKING LIKE A DINGLEBERRY IN THE AVENGERS SEQUEL LIKE HE DOES IN THE NEW X-MEN? NEVERMIND. ALSO, THEY HAVE GONE WITH A WEIRD LOOK IN ULTRON’S COSTUME. THE SWEATPANTS AND WINTER COAT WERE AN ODD CHOICE. HE LOOKS LIKE R.O.T.O.R. THAT TIME R.O.T.O.R. EXECUTED THAT URUGUAYAN RUGBY TEAM IN THE ANDES.

PROMETHEUS 2, THE SEQUEL TO THE UNIVERSALLY LOVED PROMETHEUS, IS GOING TO BE WRITTEN BY THE GUY WHO WROTE THE EQUALLY UNIVERSALLY LOVED GREEN LANTERN. HOW COULD THIS GO WRONG?

SCARFACE, A REIMAGINING OF A ’30S MOVIE, WILL BE GETTING A RE-REIMAGINING, THIS TIME WITH TONY AS A MEXICAN DUDE IN LOS ANGELES. WHY DO THEY NOT JUST CALL IT GRAND THEFT AUTO: THE MOTION PICTURE? WOULD THAT NOT BE MORE WELL-RECEIVED BY EVERYONE? R.O.T.O.R. IS TIRED OF THINKING FOR HUMANITY.

A NEW CHEECH AND CHONG MOVIE HAS BEEN LIT. R.O.T.O.R. IS FINALLY GOING TO GET THESE MOTHER FUCKERS…

TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: GENE SHALIT IS STILL MURDERING COLLEGE KIDS ON TRAINS AT 88!

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