SAM RAIMI WILL PRODUCE A MOVIE BASED ON THE POPULAR PLAYSTATION 3 VIDEO-GAME THE LAST OF US, WHICH R.O.T.O.R. HAS NOT PLAYED BECAUSE R.O.T.O.R. RUNS ON ATARI 2600 COMPONENTS.
THE KING CONAN MOVIE IS STILL COMING, PLODDING ALONG LIKE JAMES EARL JONES AFTER EATING TOO MUCH TAFFY. BUT IT IS BEING WRITTEN BY A BROAD, WHICH R.O.T.O.R. FINDS DISTURBING.
IRIS BALBOA HAS THE EYE OF THE TIGER IN ONE OF THE NEW JUNGLE BOOK MOVIES.
THEY ARE REBOOTING ZORRO WITH… WAIT FOR IT… GRITTY DARK KNIGHT-ESQUE REALISM!!! THAT IS NOT GETTING OLD WHATSOEVER BY R.O.T.O.R.’S ADVANCED ATARI 2600 CALCULATIONS!
I’m surprised it’s taken this long to get another Sin City film out. Really enjoyed the last one, will definitely be in line for this. Good to see Eva Green in there.
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
Zorro: Why So Z-rious?!?
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ZING!
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Once again you have used the word DONG. I’m starting to wonder about this relationship.
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Yeah it’s steaming right along!
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I’m surprised it’s taken this long to get another Sin City film out. Really enjoyed the last one, will definitely be in line for this. Good to see Eva Green in there.
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So both John Carter & Lone Ranger flop badly and they expect both Zorro and Tarzan to do well? Morons.
Time to bring back Allan Quartermain!
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And Rowdy Abilene!
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Dong Gun, that has got to be the most masculine name in the universe.
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It’s weird that I found an actor who shares my college nickname.
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I wonder what else you and Dong Gun share… a healthy appreciation for the film Cropsey, perhaps?
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KISS wrote a song about me, but the record executives forced them to change it to LOVE Gun.
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stupid executives. Dong gun would have been a way bigger hit. Especially with the ladies!
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OH, IT WAS! 😉
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