Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 1-3-2014

Todays Headlines

 

[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

ROBERT DOWNEY JR. WANTS JODIE FOSTER AND MEL GIBSON TO BE IN AN AVENGERS MOVIE AS SOLOMON GRUNDY AND BAT-MITE, RESPECTIVELY.

ROCK “THE DWAYNE” JOHNSON COULD BE THE NEXT GREEN LANTERN. OR POSSIBLY BAT-MITE.

HERE IS THE FIRST TRAILER FOR THE VERONICA MARS MOVIE. MARS USED TO BE A THRIVING GARDEN PLANET FULL OF CRIMINALS. THEN R.O.T.O.R. ARRIVED. NOW YOU KNOW WHY THEY CALL IT THE RED PLANET.

SHIA LABEOUF JUST CANNOT HELP BEING AN ENORMOUS DOUCHEBAG.

[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]
[DANCE AND EAT!]

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