PAUL RUDD HAS BEEN CAST AS ANT-MAN. R.O.T.O.R. DOES NOT REALLY UNDERSTAND THIS, AS ALL MEN ARE BUT ANTS TO R.O.T.O.R.
JOAQUIN PHOENIX MAY NOW BE IN TALKS TO PLAY LEX LUTHOR IN “BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN,” BUT THAT MAKES NO SENSE BECAUSE HE IS NOT BALD.
HERE IS THE NEW TRAILER FOR “HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON, TOO.” R.O.T.O.R. ONCE STARTED A PROGRAM TO TRAIN DRAGONS FOR THE POLICE FORCE, BUT AFTER BEING TOLD THAT DRAGONS DID NOT REALLY EXIST, R.O.T.O.R. SET THE PRECINCT ON FIRE.
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17 thoughts on “Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 12-19-2013”
Joaquin Phoenix would be an interesting choice, not sure if he’d be interested though. Last big film he worked on was Gladiator I think. Still I do like that choice 😀
A guy with a wooden eye decides to ask a girl out who’s very nice but has a hair lip. Excited because nobody has asked her out before, she says, “Wouldn’t I, wouldn’t I???!” and he says, “Hair lip, hair lip.”
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Joaquin Phoenix would be an interesting choice, not sure if he’d be interested though. Last big film he worked on was Gladiator I think. Still I do like that choice 😀
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Good choice, I’m still in the Bryan Cranston camp, though.
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That would be great too, lots of choices. Just hope they pick a good one 😀
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They’ll probably go with Dane Cook.
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Haha! no.
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I’m always in the Bryan Cranston camp. 🙂
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I dunno. I’d rather see Paul Rudd as Lex Luthor and Joaquin as Ant-Man.
Megyn KKKelly is not going to like that Alf clip with the black Santa.
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The Ant-Man movie is supposed to be comedic, has Joaquin Phoenix ever smiled?
She also believes all ALFs should be white.
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I could make a harsh hair-lip joke here but in going to decline.
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A guy with a wooden eye decides to ask a girl out who’s very nice but has a hair lip. Excited because nobody has asked her out before, she says, “Wouldn’t I, wouldn’t I???!” and he says, “Hair lip, hair lip.”
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Hahahaha! I have nothing else to add to this conversation but my hearty laughter in appreciation of your wit!
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They should cast Rudd…. from the boat!!
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Then it would be Rudd-erless!
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Paul Rudd as a superhero. Hmmm.
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I can see it, and I can dig it.
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I might be able to, as well. Certainly won’t judge until I see it. 😉
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