WELL, THEY ARE REMAKING THE NAKED GUN WITH ED HELMS AS FRANK DREBIN, SO NOW R.O.T.O.R. WILL HAVE TO BLOW UP THE PLANET.
COLUMBIA AND MARVEL HAVE REALIZED THAT MONEY IS GOOD, SO THEY ARE GOING TO MAKE SINISTER SIX AND VENOM MOVIES, HOPEFULLY IN WHICH VENOM WILL NOT BE A PUSSY LIKE LAST TIME.
LIKE THIS JUST PROVES HOLLYWOOD IS CREATIVELY BANKRUPT. THERE’S VIRTUALLY NO REASON TO REMAKE A SPOOF. THE FIRST NAKED GUN DIDN’T HAVE AN ORIGIN STORY OR A REAL INTRODUCTION THAT NEEDS TO BE ADDRESSED AGAIN FOR YOUNGER VIEWERS. JUST CONTINUE THE FRANCHISE IF YOU REALLY NEED TO MAKE MONEY WITH A RECOGNIZABLE NAME. THE FACT THAT THEY ARE REMAKING IT JUST PROVES THEY WOULD JUST RATHER MAKE MONEY THAN ART WITH AN ESTABLISHED FRANCHISE NAME. MOTHER FUCKERS…ALL OF THEM!
ALREADY A MUCH BETTER IDEA. I DONT RECALL PEOPLE GETTING UPSEt (oh look my caps lock is fixed!) that Roberto Benigni was the Son of the Pink Panther? Or were they? Whatever, the Steve Martin version crapped worse on that franchise because it was unfunny not so much that it was a remake though.
You’re right, Brain. You’re always right! I should be writing way more than I am.
I’ve got a gem of a post planned for after this weekend, though. I just have to get really drunk at a small town hockey game and take pictures of that first and then my post will have what it needs to be complete.
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
WELL, THEY ARE REMAKING THE NAKED GUN WITH ED HELMS AS FRANK DREBIN
BULLSHIT
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HOW DARE THEY
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AGREED!!
THIS IS AN ALL CAPS KIND OF DAY BECAUSE THIS NEWS IS SO ATROCIOUS.
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FUCKING EXACTLY
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MY CAPS BUTTON IS BROKEN TOO SO THIS ALL WORKS OUT.
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REMAKING THE NAKED GUN?!?!?!?
WHAT THE FLIPPING FUCK!?!?!?!
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I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LIKE THIS JUST PROVES HOLLYWOOD IS CREATIVELY BANKRUPT. THERE’S VIRTUALLY NO REASON TO REMAKE A SPOOF. THE FIRST NAKED GUN DIDN’T HAVE AN ORIGIN STORY OR A REAL INTRODUCTION THAT NEEDS TO BE ADDRESSED AGAIN FOR YOUNGER VIEWERS. JUST CONTINUE THE FRANCHISE IF YOU REALLY NEED TO MAKE MONEY WITH A RECOGNIZABLE NAME. THE FACT THAT THEY ARE REMAKING IT JUST PROVES THEY WOULD JUST RATHER MAKE MONEY THAN ART WITH AN ESTABLISHED FRANCHISE NAME. MOTHER FUCKERS…ALL OF THEM!
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IT COULD AT LEAST BE SON OF NAKED GUN!!!!
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ALREADY A MUCH BETTER IDEA. I DONT RECALL PEOPLE GETTING UPSEt (oh look my caps lock is fixed!) that Roberto Benigni was the Son of the Pink Panther? Or were they? Whatever, the Steve Martin version crapped worse on that franchise because it was unfunny not so much that it was a remake though.
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Just like how everyone accepted Roberto Benigni as Pinocchio!
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That’s right!
Where did Benigni go anyway? Has he done anything since that Pinocchio flop?
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Back to Russia where he belongs!
Yeah I think that pretty much destroyed his career.
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Too bad his tanked career took his gorgeous wife with him. Shame.
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THIS TEARS IT! I GIVE UP. MY LOVE AND PASSION FOR MOVIES IS OVER. THIS BLOG WILL BE DELETED AFTER NEW YEARS. REALLY, WHAT’S THE POINT?!
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NO, DON’T GIVE UP BRAD! IF YOU BLOW IT ALL UP THEN I’LL HAVE NOTHING TO DO ON WEEKDAYS BETWEEN 9:00AM AND NOON WHEN I SHOULD REALLY BE WORKING!
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I’ll reconsider it for you Smash. But I need to drink very heavily this weekend to forget this whole mess.
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I’ll bring four bottles of Krampus ale for you tonight!
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If that’s what you need, I’m not gunna stop you. Whatever it takes.
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You should be writing more!
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You’re right, Brain. You’re always right! I should be writing way more than I am.
I’ve got a gem of a post planned for after this weekend, though. I just have to get really drunk at a small town hockey game and take pictures of that first and then my post will have what it needs to be complete.
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I LIKE ED HELMS BUT GODDAMN! IS NOTHING SACRED???? (in keeping with the caps-lock theme here) 🙂
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REMAKE NAKED GUN!? NO. JUST NO.
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They cannot be serious about rebooting Naked Gun. How would that even work?! Love those movies 😀
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