IN THE NEWS OF THE YEAR, ROAD HOUSE IS BEING REMADE. HOW DO YOU POSSIBLY REMAKE A MOVIE SO CHEESY THAT MICE HAVE EATEN ALL KNOWN COPIES OF IT? CALL IT R.O.T.O.R. HOUSE!

FIRST LOOK AT THE NEW OPTIMUS PRIME! HE IS A GIANT ROBOT! AMAZING! R.O.T.O.R. HAS BETTER ABS.

R.O.T.O.R.’S GOD-SON WILL NOT BE DIRECTING THE IAN FLEMING BIOPIC SINCE HE IS BUSY WITH WORLD OF WARCRAFT. HOPEFULLY THE TRUTH WILL COME OUT THAT R.O.T.O.R. WAS THE INSPIRATION FOR JAMES BOND AND EXECUTED IAN FLEMING BY SHOOTING HIM IN THE FACE WITH A PEN GUN WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING.