Hardcore (1979)
The Scene: I’m Big Dick Blaque!
Why I Love This Scene: Hardcore is a serious drama about George C. Scott searching for his lost daughter who has become entangled in the evil porn industry. However, when George goes undercover with a ridiculous wig and mustache combo searching for people who starred in his daughter’s porn, he comes face to Dick—with Big Dick Blaque, that is, and comedy gold is fried up and served on a porno platter. I will never stop laughing at how Mr. Blaque describes his qualifications, such as how he can stay hard for 2 hours at a time and produce ejaculate 10 times a day, and how he thinks George won’t hire him because he’s racist. Although I find it odd that he references that he’s worked with Harry Reems and Johnny Wad, who are dudes. Even if they were in the same porno, it’s not like they would have had a scene together, unless they were double-teaming some chick. Maybe George C. Scott’s daughter. And 9 inches is a fine size, but by porn standards it doesn’t really seem like it would be some amazing achievement. Wasn’t John Holmes like 12 inches? Well, let’s stop talking about dicks for the day.
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
Those are some nice referral videos on YouTube after the clip ends…
At least now you will corner the market for people searching for “big black dick”.
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Sorry dude, I don’t mean to drive traffic away from your site.
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You sorry bastard!!!!
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I can’t get over Scott’s hair and sideburns. I hope that scene was played for comedy, because it was funny. I’ve never heard of this movie Hardcore; is it worth a watch?
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I’ve only seen clips. You may have seen the clip of George C. Scott in the theater yelling, “Turn it OFF!”
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I absolutely love a sassy pronunciation of the word bullshit. “Man, that’s some buuullshit!”
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He can say bullshit like that 10 times a day!
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I wouldn’t expect any less than 10 sassy bullshits a day from Mr. Dick.
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Haha this is great. I’ve seen the full film, it’s pretty good. TURN IT OFF!!!!!!
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I love using “TURN IT OFFFF!!!!” in everyday life.
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This sounds amazing! How is it not more well known haha!
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I’d like to know how George C. Scott studied for this role.
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Is have a fair idea nowadays, but back then?!
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