R.O.T.O.R. PROMISES THIS EDITION OF TODAY’S HEADLINES WILL CONTAIN NO STAR WARS OR BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN NEWS, EXCEPT THIS PART: THE WEIRD-LOOKING DUDE FROM THE UNWATCHABLE HBO SHOW GIRLS IS UP FOR THE ROLE OF NIGHTWING IN BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN STARRING R.O.T.O.R. AS BEN AFFLECK AS BATMAN AND DEATH BED AS LOIS LANE’S BED.
HERE IS SOME CONCEPT ART FOR LOCATIONS IN THE WORLD OF WARCRAFT MOVIE. WHILE R.O.T.O.R. IS ON STAKEOUT, R.O.T.O.R. PLAYS WORLD OF WARCRAFT IN R.O.T.O.R.’S HEAD, AND R.O.T.O.R. IS A LEVEL 496 MASOCHIST ELF DRAGON.
THE ADORABLE DOLL FROM THE CONJURING MAY GET ITS OWN MOVIE. R.O.T.O.R. GAVE T.H.O.M.A.S. A SIMILAR DOLL FOR SAMHAIN AND HE PROMPTLY DEVOURED IT AND ABSORBED ITS DARK ENERGY, KILLING SEVEN PRIESTS JUST FROM THE BLACK WAVE OF EVIL THAT WAS SENT OUT FROM THE ACT. KIDS!
THERE IS GOING TO BE AN ALL-FEMALE-DIRECTED-AND-STARRING HORROR ANTHOLOGY CALLED XX. R.O.T.O.R. IS NOT SURE OF THE SETTING, BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE IT WILL BE A PERIOD PIECE.
[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION][BEGIN SALES PITCH FOR BULLETBALL]
hahaha never mind it’s a bad joke. You ended the news with the phrase “a period piece,” and you were talking previously about having an all-female-directed/cast film.
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
Sounds like little T.H.O.M.A.S. is growing up just fine.
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He’ll be eating the souls of real people before you know it.
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How soon until that doll goes off the side of your page?????????????
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I’m going with never, no matter how many times I try to delete it.
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Neat.
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Every time you watch the show Girls R.O.T.O.R. executes a jay-walker.
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Which is why R.O.T.O.R. is just fine with its inexplicable popularity.
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R.O.T.O.R. plays bulletball all the time. But he plays with actual bullets in the brains of perps.
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And there is never a return serve. It’s always R.O.T.O.R.’s point.
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Lol, great pun towards the end there. Err…at least, I read it as one. Then again, I’m a pervey.
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I don’t get it…
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hahaha never mind it’s a bad joke. You ended the news with the phrase “a period piece,” and you were talking previously about having an all-female-directed/cast film.
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Way over my head.
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