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STAR WARS EPISODE VII: JAR JAR STAR, NOW HAS AN OFFICIAL RELEASE DATE OF DECEMBER 18, 2015. SO ONLY 25 MORE MONTHS OF CASTING RUMORS AND MYSTERY!
NIGHTWING MAY APPEAR IN BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN. OR HE WILL NOT. R.O.T.O.R. REMEMBERS WHEN R.O.T.O.R. COULD PICK UP THE LATEST ISSUE OF STARLOG OR FANGORIA AND LEARN ALL ABOUT NEW MOVIES COMING OUT.
R.O.T.O.R. HAD ALL COPIES OF THE ISSUE WITH R.O.T.O.R. ON THE COVER DESTROYED AND THE DESIGNERS KILLED BECAUSE R.O.T.O.R. HAD A VISIBLE BOOGER.
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
Iron Fist is awesome, yellow booties aside.
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Sounds too much like a butt plug.
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That’s the awesome part!
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That chimp in the video is actually in training for the lead role in Iron Fist.
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It’s okay R.O.T.O.R., we’ve all had a mortifying brush with VB before.
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Are we saying that R.O.T.O.R has The Clap?
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AHAHA!
Not VD, VB as in “visible booger”. Oh man, you’re so crazy! R.O.T.O.R. is immune to the weaknesses of humans because his wiener is made of steel, I guess. Can we get confirmation on that Brian? What is R.O.T.O.R.’s wiener made out of?
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It’s probably made of something like pewter – that’s bendable, right? or – the horror – is it always – um – at attention and ready for action?
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He has multiple attachments made of various materials. They can and will carry germs and viruses.
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A wiener with lots of bendability, now we’re talking!
R.O.T.O.R. could be the face of a revolutionary new line of adult pleasure contraptions.
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Brian – maybe we should market this to that company that paid me to put that ad out on the drive in site…?
we could make billions!!
Bendy Pee Pees!! tm
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Oh they already make those!
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I mean, I have no idea if they make those…………
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