Can somebody please change my sheets? After eating a dozen or so people they get pretty grimy.
That horrible, cliched villain who DIED in the first Avatar will be back for all three painful Avatar sequels.
Don’t worry, everyone, you’re finally going to get National Treasure 3. This time, the treasure is hidden under Death Bed!
The John Belushi biopic has changed directors and is looking at lead actors who aren’t even fat, like Emile Hirsch and Joaquin Phoenix. Start hitting White Castle now, fellas!
Here’s a first look at Ben Foster as Lance Armstrong, who even Death Bed, a bed that eats people without remorse, thinks is a jerk.
[And now, another bedtime story!]
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
My bet is that the guy who died in Avatar consumed some deusexmachinium and that’s why he’s able to come back to life.
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Sadly, you’re probably not far off. Or maybe Resurrectum.
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Handwavium? Justbecausium?
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Rectum. Enough said.
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John Belushi is going to be the most impossible person/character to cast properly. I just don’t think there’s anyone out there who will ever be able to pull it off.
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Artie Lange might be good but he’s not a very good actor. Maybe a fat Johnny Depp.
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Just slap a COLLEGE sweatshirt on Gary Busey and they’ll be good to go.
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Hmm, I wonder if Johnny Depp would be willing to get fat for a role. Has he ever done that before?
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http://thecount.com/2012/07/15/fat-and-old-celebs-get-a-reverse-make-over/
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This is the best thing ever! That photo of Kim and Kanye at the end killed me. But yeah, Fat Johnny doesn’t quite have the right Belushi look.
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