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According to toys, Godzilla will be fighting an above average-sized spider in the new movie. It boggles Death Bed’s pillow how movie productions who want to keep their characters under wraps let toy companies constantly leak these like a leaky waterbed.
Bruce Campbell confirms that he’ll be doing an Army of Darkness sequel. Hopefully they will take a look at the Evil Dead remake and do the opposite of that.
Idris Elba, fresh off a disappointing monster movie this summer, has apparently decided to turn things around and be part of an awesome monster movie franchise.
And if these clips of Arnold Schwarzenegger saying some of his most famous lines don’t make you happy, then you need to lay your cranky pants down on Death Bed for a lonnnnnnng nap.
[And now, another bedtime story! This one from the enchanted video game land of Skyrim…]