Trust Death Beeeed, for the rest of your life!
According to toys, Godzilla will be fighting an above average-sized spider in the new movie. It boggles Death Bed’s pillow how movie productions who want to keep their characters under wraps let toy companies constantly leak these like a leaky waterbed.
Bruce Campbell confirms that he’ll be doing an Army of Darkness sequel. Hopefully they will take a look at the Evil Dead remake and do the opposite of that.
Idris Elba, fresh off a disappointing monster movie this summer, has apparently decided to turn things around and be part of an awesome monster movie franchise.
And if these clips of Arnold Schwarzenegger saying some of his most famous lines don’t make you happy, then you need to lay your cranky pants down on Death Bed for a lonnnnnnng nap.
[And now, another bedtime story! This one from the enchanted video game land of Skyrim…]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-wZh4FyrWg
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
Yayyy Bruce Campbell. I always wished he’d done more. I also always wished for him to do some sort of buddy comedy with Leslie Nielsen.
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If only he were still in his 30s, he’d be up for every super hero role. Same goes for Leslie Nielsen.
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Death Bed needs to rethink that comment about the Evil Dead remake. Death Bed appears cranky and may need some milk and a nap.
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Death Bed likes his movies not to be abysmal.
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That’s just silly talk.
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I fell asleep in the theatre for that lousy Evil Dead remake.
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It’s true. He didn’t respond to one of my patented hilarious snarky comments so I looked over and he was sawing logs. The luxury lounger seating didn’t help.
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Or the few pints either.
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A little Star Power doesn’t hurt either!
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ACK!
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I remember Brian telling me that – but he also said you guys had been drinking beer all morning.
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We’d also been up for 3 days freebasing angel dust.
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SEE???!???!!!!
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