Hello, everyone, Death Bed here, run a comb through your bed head and make sure these are all read or you will be dead:
Seemingly subtitling the movie just because, The Amazing Spider-Man 2 may be subtitled The Price of Power, which is awful and appeals to no one. You can’t however, put a price on a good night’s sleep.
Tired of laying in bed all day counting the dust mites that crawl across his face, David Duchovny says that everyone involved with X-Files wants to do another film if they just had the money, hoping Fox forgot that the other two movies didn’t make much.
That guy who did a pretty underwhelming job of acting in Pacific Rim has decided that the acting level in a trash novel movie would be too much for him. Death Bed is still in talks to play the bed that people get handcuffed to.
Here’s a trailer for a documentary about how everyone loves Calvin & Hobbes. Death Bed is more of a Little Nemo in Slumberland kind of bed.
[And now, today’s bedtime story!]


The Price of Power? Everyone knows great power comes with great responsibility.
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The Amazing Spider-Man 2: Responsibility’s a Bitch
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The Amazing Spider-Man 2: Broadway Strikes Back.
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The Green Goblin in the Broadway show is one of the worst costume designs I’ve ever seen. Just ridiculous.
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The Amazing Spider-Man 2: Well, Because. Now Give Us Your Money!
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The Amazing Spider-Man 2: Electro Boogaloo!
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The Amazing Spider-Man 2: The Scene from SM3 Where He Dances but for 110 Minutes. In 3D.
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The Amazing Spider-Man 2: The Wrath of Con.
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The Amazing Spider-Man 2: This Sucks It More Than The First One.
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If that’s even possible.
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Hahaha, that is a misplaced subtitle if ever there was one. I think it’s actually supposed to be used for a third Wall Street movie staring Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donnell.
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