Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 9-24-2013

Todays Headlines


[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

IS WOOKIEE CASTING UNDERWAY FOR THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE? “Male, 7 ft to 7.3 ft tall with a slim/thin build and upright posture. Not too worked out or too ‘thick set’ especially in the shoulders. Broad facial features would be a bonus” HMMMMM…

ROTOR human face

DANIELLE RADCLIFFE MAY PLAY FREDDIE MERCURY. YOU WOULD THINK HE WOULD WANT TO TAKE A BREAK FROM PLAYING HOMOSEXUAL CHARACTERS AFTER HARRY POTTER.

FIRST IMAGE FROM THE LIVE-ACTION CINDERELLA MOVIE, IN WHICH CINDERELLA FINDS HER TRUE LOVE. WHERE IS R.O.T.O.R.’S HAPPILY EVER AFTER??!!

[RUNS AWAY]

Editor’s note: Great, not again…

 

4 thoughts on “Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 9-24-2013

  1. I woke up this morning around 4:30 to take a piss and when I fell back asleep I had a dream that you were trying to kill me. WTF?? I thought we were friends??

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