Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 9-19-2013

Todays Headlines


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DISNEY HAS DECIDED NOT TO SUE THE MAKERS OF ESCAPE FROM TOMORROW, WHICH WAS SHOT UNAUTHORIZED IN DISNEY PARKS, BECAUSE THE MOVIE IS PRETENTIOUS GARBAGE THAT NOBODY WILL SEE OR CARE ABOUT. 

MANY PIXAR MOVIES HAVE BEEN PUSHED BACK SEVERAL MONTHS SO EVERYONE AT THE STUDIO CAN WORK ON R.O.T.O.Y. STORY.

CERTIFIED LUNATIC UWE BOLL IS HOPING TO MAKE POSTAL 2, BECAUSE THE FIRST POSTAL MADE APPROXIMATELY 38 DOLLARS.

THIS HALLOWEEN, YOU CAN DRESS YOUR DOG LIKE CHEWBACCA… WHO IS BASED ON A DOG… SO YOUR DOG REALLY WILL NOT LOOK ALL THAT DIFFERENT… R.O.T.O.R. NEEDS TO SHUT DOWN FOR A WHILE…

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