DISNEY HAS DECIDED NOT TO SUE THE MAKERS OF ESCAPE FROM TOMORROW, WHICH WAS SHOT UNAUTHORIZED IN DISNEY PARKS, BECAUSE THE MOVIE IS PRETENTIOUS GARBAGE THAT NOBODY WILL SEE OR CARE ABOUT.
MANY PIXAR MOVIES HAVE BEEN PUSHED BACK SEVERAL MONTHS SO EVERYONE AT THE STUDIO CAN WORK ON R.O.T.O.Y. STORY.
CERTIFIED LUNATIC UWE BOLL IS HOPING TO MAKE POSTAL 2, BECAUSE THE FIRST POSTAL MADE APPROXIMATELY 38 DOLLARS.
THIS HALLOWEEN, YOU CAN DRESS YOUR DOG LIKE CHEWBACCA… WHO IS BASED ON A DOG… SO YOUR DOG REALLY WILL NOT LOOK ALL THAT DIFFERENT… R.O.T.O.R. NEEDS TO SHUT DOWN FOR A WHILE…
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Uwe Boll’s films can all go burn in hell. Well – he did get Tara Reid to bare her boobs in that one movie, so maybe that clip can hang around.
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I can look at a wad of uncooked pizza dough with one rotten pepperoni on top if I want to see Tara Reid’s boobs.
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I suppose that is something you could do.
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OH I’LL DO MORE THAN LOOK!!!!!
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Knead that dough!!
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Oh man, Harrison Ford is awesome. I don’t have a dog, so I might buy that Chewie costume for my cat.
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CHEWBACCAT!
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No Pixar next year means that the Best Animated Feature category will be wide open. I’m placing my bets on the second Planes to sweep the Oscars. It’s “plane” to see that it should win.
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Yeah that one’s really gonna take off.
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