STAR WARS EPISODE VII MAY BE CALLED “A NEW DAWN,” WHICH SOUNDS LIKE THE MOST POPULAR BRAND OF DOUCHE IN THE NORTHWESTERN STATES.
BRAD PITT DONNED CATE BLANCHETT’S HAIR TO TALK ABOUT THE SEQUEL TO WORLD WAR Z.
COMPLETELY AWFUL DIRECTOR ROLAND EMMERICH SAYS STARGATE MAY GET REBOOTED INTO A TRILOGY, IN WHICH A LOT OF THINGS WILL GET DESTROYED AND THE STORY WILL BE WORSE THAN SHUTTING YOUR SCROTUM IN A GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL.
JOSH BROLIN TALKS ABOUT ALMOST BEING CAST AS BATMAN BEFORE R.O.T.O.R. AS BEN AFFLECK WAS CAST AFTER R.O.T.O.R. AS BEN AFFLECK SHOT HIM IN THE ARMPITS.
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Hard Ticket to Home Video 
You just don’t see many posts with the word DOUCHE in them these days… way to bring it back!
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There are usually plenty of douches in the comments section.
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What are you saying?
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HA! Well done sir.
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Except you guys, of course……..
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“A New Dawn”? Why not “Let’s Try Life Day Again?”
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“Gungan Dance Party”
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“Darth Maul Rats”, “Let’s Take Ewok in the Park”, “Star Wars Episode VII: The Movie”, “jABBA”
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“The Emperor’s New Clones”
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Josh Brolin would make a better villain. Actually, he probably would have made a good Harvey Dent.
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Lol at Brad Pitt’s hairstyle. Hm. You’re mighty sassy in this one. 😉 Bring on the sass Brian! How’s NJ up there these days?
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I have nothing to do with this.
NJ is always incredible.
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