OH BOY. R.O.T.O.R. HAS R.O.T.O.R.’S HANDS FULL WITH THIS KID. WHY DID NONE OF YOU TELL R.O.T.O.R. HOW DIFFICULT PARENTHOOD IS? YOU WILL ALL BE EXECUTED FOR YOUR SILENCE. BUT FIRST, R.O.T.O.R. WILL LET YOU VOTE ON THE CHILD’S NAME, BASED ON YESTERDAY’S COMMENTS:
R.O.T.O.R. THANKS THE I.P.C., SMASH AND THOMAS OSTROSKI FOR THEIR INPUT DATA. YOU THREE WILL SUFFER THE SLIGHTLY LEAST.
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SOME PEOPLE MAY OR MAY NOT BE CAST IN ROLES THAT MAY OR MAY NOT EXIST AFTER OTHER PEOPLE MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BEEN IN TALKS FOR THOSE ROLES THAT MAY NOT EXIST AND MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE TURNED THEM DOWN IN STAR WARS EPISODE VII. CONFUSED? NOT R.O.T.O.R., BUT R.O.T.O.R. HAS AN ADVANCED ROBOT BRAIN AND YOU ARE ALL JUST STICKS OF MEAT JELLY.
THE ONE DIRECTION MOVIE OPENS TODAY O.M.G. GO SEE IT GUYS OR YOU WILL BE ELECTROCUTED BY R.O.T.O.R. PERSONALLY!!!
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Hard Ticket to Home Video 
I went with STEEV.
Twenty years ago or something I was living in this apartment. One day I was minding my own business and my girlfriend comes over and brings in this baby bird that had fallen out it’s nest. I told her not to bring that damned thing in there then she started crying so I took it in and nursed it with crushed up plums until it got big enough to fly (and shit) all around the apartment. Eventually I had to let him go and it was kind of sad.
His name was Steve.
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That sounds like a Hallmark movie. Were there any Thomas Kinkade paintings involved?
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No – but there was lots of Madden ’94….
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I voted for R.O.T.O.D.D.L.E.R. partly because I thought that voting for my own suggestion would have been a weird thing to do, but mostly because R.O.T.E.R.R.O.R. does not have a fitting meaning behind each letter. The baby bot deserves a name with letters that mean something.
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I think my vote was a bit obvious. After all, it’s not every day that you have a baby robot named after you.
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I’ll vote for R.O.T.O.D.D.L.E.R. Even if its extremely annoying to type
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