Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 8-28-2013

Todays Headlines

[BEGIN BIRTH ANNOUNCEMENT]

YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED THAT R.O.T.O.R. DID NOT APPEAR IN YOUR NEWS FEEDS YESTERDAY. ONE, BECAUSE NOTHING IS REALLY GOING ON MOVIE NEWS-WISE SINCE R.O.T.O.R. WAS CAST AS BEN AFFLECK AS BATMAN LAST WEEK. ALSO, R.O.T.O.R. HAD TO FLY TO JAPAN TO BE PRESENT FOR THE BIRTH OF R.O.T.O.R.’S ROBOT BABY VIA R.O.T.O.R.’S JAPANESE MAIL-ORDER ROBOT WIFE! R.O.T.O.R. CANNOT WAIT TO TEACH THE BOY HOW TO EXECUTE TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW. R.O.T.O.R. IS ALSO OPEN TO SUGGESTIONS ON WHAT TO NAME IT. IT WAS REFERRED TO AS R.O.T.O.R. MARK II BY THE SCIENTISTS IN THE DELIVERY ROOM RIGHT BEFORE IT SLAUGHTERED ALL OF THEM, AND THEN IT WAS REFERRED TO AS THE DEVIL BY SOME, BUT IT DESERVES A PUNCHIER MONIKER. WHOEVER COMES UP WITH THE BEST NAME WILL BE EXECUTED LESS PAINFULLY THAN THE OTHERS!

 

[END BIRTH ANNOUNCEMENT]
 

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