R.O.T.O.R. IS BACK WITH THE SUPERHERO CASTING NEWS YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! ELIZABETH OLSEN WILL PLAY SCARLET WITCH IN THE AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON!!!! R.O.T.O.R. IS AS EXCITED AS AN EMOTIONLESS KILLER ROBOT CAN BE.

SO, YOU ARE WONDERING WHERE R.O.T.O.R. HAS BEEN THIS WEEK? WELL R.O.T.O.R. IS THRILLED TO ANNOUNCE THAT R.O.T.O.R. HAS BEEN CAST AS BEN AFFLECK AS BATMAN IN BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN! HOW DID R.O.T.O.R. PULL THAT ONE OFF? EASY, R.O.T.O.R. SIMPLY WAITED UNTIL AFFLECK COMMITTED A CRIME, WHICH WAS FAILURE TO MAKE A COMPLETE STOP AT A STOP SIGN, THEN R.O.T.O.R. EXECUTED HIM AND SKINNED HIM, AND WORE HIM AS A SKIN SUIT TO THE AUDITION AND NAILED IT! R.O.T.O.R. HOPES YOU ARE ALL PLEASED WITH R.O.T.O.R.’S PERFORMANCE AS THE CAPED CRUSADER. AND IF NOT, WELL…

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