WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON INSIDE R.O.T.O.R.? YOU DO NOT. YOU REALLY DO NOT.
NOW THERE ARE RUMORS OF BRYAN CRANSTON AS LEX LUTHOR BECAUSE HE IS ALSO BALD SOMETIMES. YUL BRENNER’S CORPSE IS NEXT.
RON BURGUNDY WILL RELEASE TELL-ALL MEMOIR BEFORE ANCHORMAN 2. R.O.T.O.R.’S MEMOIR, “YOU CANNOT READ THIS BOOK BECAUSE R.O.T.O.R. JUST EXECUTED YOU FOR LOITERING IN THE BOOK STORE” IS AVAILABLE NOW!
AND NOW, R.O.T.O.R. HAS SOME ACTUAL GOOD NEWS FOR HUMANITY: THERE WILL BE NO MORE TWILIGHT. R.O.T.O.R. WILL LET YOU BASK IN THAT GLOW FOR A FEW MINUTES BEFORE YOUR EXECUTION.
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“The huge ensemble cast will feature Sir Ian McKellen, Sir Patrick Stewart, Jennifer Lawrence, James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Hugh Jackman, Halle Berry, Ellen Page, Shawn Ashmore, Nicholas Hoult, Omar Sy, Fan Bingbing, Adan Canto, Josh Helman and Evan Peters.”
FAN BINGBING???
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I’d like to fanbingbing Jennifer Lawrence.
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LOL
no shit –
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Vin Diesel amz da Vision. Boths is bald & haz muscles LOLZ! Can be no other actor.
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pAtrik SteRWarT LoL!
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Maybe they could shave Donald Trump’s head and he could be Luthor. He wouldn’t even have to act!
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Shave? I’m sure they could basically just lift that thing off his head
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LOL, you’re definitely right about that! I was just trying to be kind.
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I’d like to see a shaved Irish Wolfhound play Lex Luthor.
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No more Twilight! There’s hope for the future! Or not. We’re still all fucked. 🙂
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