NEW TRAILER FOR BAD GRANDPA STARRING JOHNNY KNOXVILLE. IT IS BORAT WITH A GRANDFATHER. R.O.T.O.R. NEVER KNEW R.O.T.O.R.’S GRANDFATHER… BECAUSE R.O.T.O.R. EXECUTED HIM FOR DRIVING TOO SLOWLY.

ONE HORRIBLE DIRECTOR IS OFF THE REBOOT OF THE MUMMY, PREVIOUSLY DIRECTED BY ANOTHER HORRIBLE DIRECTOR. THEY WILL LIKELY FIND ANOTHER HORRIBLE DIRECTOR TO FILL THE DEPARTING HORRIBLE DIRECTOR’S SHOES.

R.O.T.O.R.-INSPIRED PACIFIC RIM IS A HIT IN CHINA, SO THEY WILL MAKE A SEQUEL. R.O.T.O.R. HAS NEVER BEEN TO CHINA, BUT R.O.T.O.R. LIKES THEIR WATER TORTURE, ALTHOUGH IT IS TOO SLOW FOR R.O.T.O.R.’S TASTE.

THE SCARFACE REMAKE WILL BE DIRECTED BY A HARRY POTTER DIRECTOR, NATURALLY. MAYBE THIS TIME THEY WILL LEAVE IN HOW R.O.T.O.R. WAS THE ONE TO TAKE DOWN SCARFACE, AND IF THEY DO NOT… WELL, YOU NEVER SAW BRIAN DE PALMA AGAIN, DID YOU?

JAMES CAMERON IS BRINGING ON ANOTHER SCREENWRITER FOR AVATAR 2, WHICH WILL PROBABLY RIP OFF STAR WARS OR THE GODFATHER OR SOMETHING. DO YOU KNOW WHY THE HUMANS WERE DEFEATED? BECAUSE THEY HAD MEN DRIVING THE ROBOTS. YOU PUT R.O.T.O.R. UP AGAINST THOSE BLUE CATS, IT IS ALL OVER.

WILL ARNETT HAS JOINED THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES CAST. THE NINJA TURTLES ARE A LOT LIKE R.O.T.O.R.: CREATED FOR JUSTICE THROUGH EXTREME METHODS OF EXECUTION. DO NOT LET MICHELANGELO FOOL YOU, HE HAS AS MUCH CRIMINAL BLOOD ON HIS HANDS AS R.O.T.O.R.

PLEASE VOTE IN THE FINAL FOUR ROUND OF MIRTH MADNESS. NOTICE HOW R.O.T.O.R. SAID PLEASE? THAT WAS A TRICK, YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD. UNLESS YOU HAVE NOT VOTED YET, IN WHICH CASE, R.O.T.O.R. WILL WAIT…