Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 7-12-2013

Todays Headlines

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SAM MENDES IS DIRECTING THE NEXT JAMES BOND MOVIE. WHO DOES NOT WANT TO SEE JAMES BOND VS. R.O.T.O.R.? MAKE YOURSELF KNOWN AND FACE EXECUTION.

NEW IMAGE OF AARON ECKHART AS FRANKENSTEIN, WHICH LOOKS NOTHING LIKE FRANKENSTEIN. R.O.T.O.R. WAS ALSO CREATED IN A LAB, BUT AT LEAST R.O.T.O.R. LOOKS COOL. 

THE NEW GODZILLA MOVIE HAS A VIRAL WEBSITE, MUCH LIKE CLOVERFIELD. AND MUCH LIKE CLOVERFIELD, R.O.T.O.R. WOULD DEFEAT GODZILLA IN HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT.

THERE IS A NEW TEASER TRAILER FOR HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2. THE POLICE DEPARTMENT HIRED R.O.T.O.R. TO TRAIN A DRAGON PATROL ONCE, BUT R.O.T.O.R. ENDED UP KILLING THEM ALL IN HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT.

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