Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 7-11-2013

Todays Headlines

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THERE IS GOING TO BE YET ANOTHER REMAKE OF DAY OF THE DEAD. IT IS ALWAYS A DAY OF THE DEAD WHEN R.O.T.O.R. GOES OUT ON PATROL. AND R.O.T.O.R. IS ALWAYS ON PATROL.

THERE IS A NEW TRAILER FOR THE OLDBOY REMAKE. R.O.T.O.R. ONCE IMPRISONED A MAN FOR 20 YEARS FOR JAYWALKING. HA. HA. JUST KIDDING. R.O.T.O.R. EXECUTED HIM. 

THERE IS ALSO A NEW TRAILER FOR SOMETHING CALLED THE CANYONS WITH CAREER CRIMINAL LINDSAY LOHAN. EXECUTION VIA R.O.T.O.R. MAY BE PREFERABLE.

JAMIE FOXX LOOKS LIKE THAT TIME R.O.T.O.R. ELECTRO-CUTED THAT LITTERER WITH AN AIRPLANE BATTERY.

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