The Matrix (1999)
Fresh, innovative
Robots use humans for fuel
Humans use Kung Fu
Or the robots could have just used batteries WHY DIDN’T THE ROBOTS JUST USE BATTERIES??!?!!
The Matrix Reloaded (2003)
Ugh, shut up and fight
What’s all this Architect crap?
Oh god please move on
Zzzz zzz zzz zzzzz zz zzzzzz choice zzz zzzzzz zzzz zzz zzzzz ergo zzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….
The Matrix Revolutions (2003)
Finally some act-
No! Get out of that subway!
Way to blow it, guys
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
Be careful of using the term “guys” these days…..
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Ahhhh, that’s true, I should have considered that. But technically he/she is still just a guy with a mutilated penis.
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LOL
Just like Scrotey’s!!
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I always wondered how they got Morpheus’ glasses to stay on his face with no arms on the sides of them… And I’m still wondering today.
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After Neo talks to the Oracle the first time they show Morpheus like snap the glasses onto the bridge of his nose, so I guess they’re just held on by pinching the shit out of your nose, which seems dumb.
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It all makes perfect sense to me now, thanks Brian! No wonder I never saw a pair of them for sale at the Sunglass Hut.
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It’s magic! Or the Matrix. Probably the Matrix.
I didn’t really understand this movie.
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Yeah, loved the first one, not so hot on the rest. Actually, I liked the first one not loved.
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