Written on bones, soaked in gore, here we are at the Frightful 4! Some classic matchups in the Evil 8 led to some surprise wins that were all very close, except one. Who came out victorious?
Velvet Von Ragnar (53%) squeaked by Cropsey (47%) by the skin of his hermaphroditic organs!
Bruce (59%) foiled the plans of The Joker (41%) and gave him some new scars where his legs used to be!
Predator (55%) finally got the best of Arnold by eliminating the T-800 (45%)!
Jason Voorhees (67%) showed Freddy Kreuger (33%) that silence is golden and deadly!
And now we’re down to the Frightful 4! All of these combatants have won their respective villainous groups, now it’s time for the real showdown! This time we present something invaluable to a villain’s arsenal: theme music! So perk up your ears, watch out for garden shears and VOTE!
TODAY’S MATCHUPS
1. Velvet Von Ragnar (Never Too Young to Die)
Hermaphrodite leader of a homeless army and master of disguise.
Theme music: (his song starts at 2:58, YEEEA-AAAHH!)
vs.
1. Bruce (Jaws)
Really hungry rogue shark.
Theme music:
1. Predator (Predator)
Extra-terrestrial hunter with wide array of arsenal and invisibility camouflage.
Theme music:
vs.
2. Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)
Mentally challenged serial killer.
Theme music:
This is it! Who will reach the championship round? Hermaphrodite, shark, alien, or zombie? Your favorite can’t make it if you don’t VOTE! Then come back for the finals on Monday!







Voted!! Lo Pan has passed out from all of this excitement!! And whiskey!!!
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Maybe if Lo Pan was clean and sober he could have gotten further in the tournament. We should stage an intervention.
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he just threw up and mumbled something about “appeasing his demon” and being “pissed off to no end”. I don’t know what’s going on…. I just want some more popcorn… and beef jerky….
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Jason and predator….such a tough choice….
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Just vote based on looks.
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Ch ch ch ha ha ha!
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Classic Predator line.
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Uh……okay, let’s go with that then.
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Awesome! I’m looking forward to finding out who wins this in the end. Personally I’m backing Bruce 😀
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SPOILER: Bruce wins.
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That is one mean April Fools!
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Hi I’ve nominated you for an award http://mykindofmovie.wordpress.com/2013/03/31/dragons-loyalty-award/
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Thanks!!
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