By Lucifer’s hoof, there are only eight villains left! Their battles have been epic, and their gains have been ill-gotten. On to the result of the Sadistic 16 round!

Velvet Von Ragnar (58%) showed Zuni Fetish Doll (42%) what depraved fetishism is all about!
Cropsey (75%) won the title of best hooker killer against Frank Zito (25%)!
Bruce (67%) rope-a-doped Clubber Lang (33%) then ate his fists off!
The Joker (73%) killed Bill (27%)!
Predator (53%) exposed Gremlins (47%) to sunlight!
T-800 (60%) shrunk Betelgeuse’s (40%) head, then blew it off!
Freddy Kreuger (57%) froze out The Thing (43%)!
In a TIE between immortal slashers Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees, the coin flipped, then camped out at Crystal Lake!

Time for the Evil 8! For this round we present to you the creative, gory and sometimes illogical ways each villain died or was captured! Learn from their mistakes and VOTE!

 

TODAY’S MATCHUPS

SCHLOCK GROUP

1. Velvet Von Ragnar (Never Too Young to Die)

Hermaphrodite leader of a homeless army and master of disguise.

Death: Fought Lance Stargrove on top of a dam and had Stargrove right where he wanted him, then Stargrove tricked Velvet by telling him how beautiful she was… then Stargrove stabbed her in the neck with her own fingernail and hurled him off the dam. (see Velvet’s death here)

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3. Cropsey (The Burning)

Summer camp groundskeeper turned summer camp slasher.

Death: While stalking one of the campers who burned him years before, Cropsey is stabbed in the back with his own garden shears by Mark “Rat” Ratner, then he’s set on fire yet again by that same camper! He was just always meant to die that way. (see Cropsey’s death here)

ACTION GROUP

1. Bruce (Jaws)

Really hungry rogue shark.

Death: Chief Brody shoved a scuba tank in Bruce’s mouth, then somehow it stayed lodged there until Brody miraculously shot it and it exploded Bruce’s entire head. (see Bruce’s death here)

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2. The Joker (The Dark Knight)

Sadistic Clown Prince of Crime in Gotham City.

Capture: The Joker had Batman pinned down on top of a skyscraper construction site, but got distracted by his plan failing so Batman takes that opportunity to shoot him in the face with batrazors, then Joker fell off the building but Batman snagged his ankle and hanged him upside down for the cops to take him to Arkham Asylum. (see Joker’s capture here)

SCI-FI/FANTASY GROUP

1. Predator (Predator)

Extra-terrestrial hunter with wide array of arsenal and invisibility camouflage.

Death: Dutch managed to smash the Predator with a big log, and as he lay there dying and spurting glowing green blood out of his mouth, he activated his nuclear bomb wrist device (with a convenient countdown timer so Dutch has just enough time to run away) and laughed his head off like a space maniac. (see Predator’s death here)

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3. T-800 (The Terminator)

Unstoppable killing cyborg.

Death: First, all of his flesh gets burned off, then he gets a pipe bomb in the gut that blows him in half, then that half gets squished in a machine by Sarah Connor. He should have just given up. (see T-800’s death here)

HORROR GROUP

1. Freddy Krueger (A Nightmare on Elm Street)

Serial killer who can kill victims in their dreams.

(Best) Death: Freddy has “died” multiple times, but his best one was probably in A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master. Although the “looking in the mirror” idea is pretty stupid, its effect is awesome, with the souls of all the people Freddy has killed violently escaping from his body and tearing him apart. (see Freddy’s death here, best I could find)

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2. Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)

Mentally-challenged serial killer.

(Best) Death: Like Freddy, Jason has “died” a lot, and it’s hard to pick the best one (personally I love Corey Feldman hacking Jason up with a machete but I couldn’t find a decent clip of that) but we’ll have to go with Jason being completely shredded by FBI bullets, then just exploded into pieces. That should do it. (see Jason’s death here)

Freddy vs. Jason, only here will you find a matchup like that! Now it’s up to you who makes it to the Frightful 4! VOTE, then RUN!!!!!