Welcome back, Kotters, to the second half of the second round of Villain Madness! Lots of exciting results and matchups today, let’s get to it!
Seth Romero (89%) shot Juan Degas (11%) in the face!
Clarence Boddicker (54%) said, “Duke of New York (46%), leave”!
Johnny Lawrence (73%) swept Lance Burkhart’s (27%) leg!
The Joker (79%) gave Lo Pan (21%) big trouble!
Predator (77%) performed a star crash on Count Zarth (23%)!
Jareth the Goblin King (54%) jump, magic, jumped over Ming the Merciless (46%)!
General Zod (58%) made Dr. Zaius (42%) kneel before him!
T-800 (77%) terminated T-1000 (23%)!
Betelgeuse (67%) fed Gozer (33%) to the sand worms!
The Xenomorphs (54%) ate all six of Count Rugen’s (46%) fingers!
Dracula (62%) drained the life out of Blacula (38%)!
Leatherface (77%) hung Angela (23%) on a meat hook!
Jason Voorhees (100%) made child’s play out of Chucky (0%)!
Now on to the next round! Again, even if you haven’t seen some of these, VOTE! It may just save your life!
Vote on yesterday’s matchups here!
TODAY’S MATCHUPS
SCHLOCK GROUP
7. Frank Zito (Maniac)
Psychotic serial killer with mommy issues and a mannequin fetish.
Evil quote: “I told you not to go out tonight didn’t I? Every time you go out this kind of thing happens.”
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2. Seth Romero (Hard Ticket to Hawaii)
Hawaiian drug lord.
Evil quote: “If brains were birdshit you’d have a clean cage.”
ACTION GROUP
5. Clubber Lang (Rocky III)
Ferocious boxer with a very short temper, fool-pitier.
Evil quote: “I’m gonna torture him. I’m gonna crucify him. Real bad.”
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4. Clarence Boddicker (RoboCop)
Detroit crime boss who don’t like cops, especially of the “Robo” variety.
Evil quote: “Bitches, leave!”
7. Johnny Lawrence (The Karate Kid)
Cobra Kai’s star student. Also an arrogant little jerk.
Evil quote: “You couldn’t leave well enough alone, could you, little twerp? No, you had to push it. Well, now you’re gonna pay!”
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2. The Joker (The Dark Knight)
Sadistic Clown Prince of Crime in Gotham City.
Evil quote: “Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can’t savor all the… little emotions. In… you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?”
SCI-FI/FANTASY GROUP
1. Predator (Predator)
Extra-terrestrial hunter with wide array of arsenal and invisibility camouflage.
Evil quote: “When I was little, we found a man. He looked like – like, butchered. The old woman in the village crossed themselves… and whispered crazy things, strange things. “El Diablo cazador de hombres.” Only in the hottest years this happens. And this year, it grows hot. We begin finding our men. We found them sometimes without their skins… and sometimes much, much worse. “El cazador trofeo de los hombres” means the demon who makes trophies of men.” –Anna
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9. Jareth, The Goblin King (Labyrinth)
King of the Goblins, kidnapper, magic dancer.
Evil quote: “If I thought that for one second that you would betray me, I would be forced to suspend you, head first, in the Bog of Eternal Stench.”
6. General Zod (Superman II)
Pompous and egotistical Kryptonian super-villain.
Evil quote: “I am General Zod. Your ruler. Yes, today begins a new order. Your lands, your possessions, your very lives, will gladly be given in tribute to me, General Zod! In return for your obedience you will enjoy my generous protection. In other words you will be allowed to live.”
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3. T-800 (The Terminator)
Unstoppable killing cyborg.
Evil quote: “Listen, and understand. That terminator is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.” –Kyle Reese
7. Betelguese (Beetlejuice)
Freelance Bio-Exorcist.
Evil quote: “Ah. Well… I attended Juilliard… I’m a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I’ve seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT… NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU’RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY… NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I’m qualified?”
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2. Xenomorphs (Aliens)
Endoparasitoid extraterrestrial predators.
Evil quote: “You still don’t understand what you’re dealing with, do you? Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.” –Ash
HORROR GROUP
1. Freddy Krueger (A Nightmare on Elm Street)
Serial killer who can kill victims in their dreams.
Evil quote: [referring to his glove] “This…is God!”
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8. Dracula (Dracula)
Undead Vampire.
Evil plan: “The blood is the life… and it shall be mine.”
7. Leatherface (Texas Chainsaw Massacre)
Murderous cannibal who likes to wear masks made from the skins of his victims.
Evil quote: “My brother here is tired of whats-her-name’s face and he wants a new one! It just happens to be whats-this-face right here!” –Vilmer
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2. Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th, Part II)
Mentally-challenged serial killer.
Evil quote: “I don’t wanna scare anyone, but I’m gonna give it to you straight about Jason. His body was never recovered from the lake after he drowned. And if you listen to the old-timers in town, they’ll tell you he’s still out there, some sort of demented creature, surviving in the wilderness, full grown by now… stalking… stealing what he needs, living off wild animals and vegetation. Some folks claim they’ve even seen him, right in this area. The girl that survived that night at Camp Blood, that… Friday The 13th? She claimed she saw him. She disappeared two months later… vanished. Blood was everywhere. No one knows what happened to her. Legend has it that Jason saw his mother beheaded that night. Then, he took his revenge, a revenge he continued to seek if anyone ever enters his wilderness again. And, by now, I guess you all know we’re the first to return here. Five years… five long years he’s been dorment. And he’s hungry. Jason’s out there… watching… always on the prowl for intruders… ready to kill… ready to devour… thirsty for young blood.” –Paul
That’s it for round 2! VOTE and look for the results soon… in your nightmares!!!



















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The votes are in!!!
Interestingly – almost NONE of my picks from the first round made it through……………………. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM – effing bookies………
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It’s rigged.
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Corn is best eaten with a spoon, not a fork.
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Hey this was fun. Some of the match-ups were not fair, Predator vs a glammed up Bowie? (Gotta vote Bowie down just for the hair!) Johhny L. vs The Joker? (no contest, had to vote down Johhny L., once again for the hair). Others were harder, Freddy vs Drac. (in the end I went with Freddy) and Leatherface vs. Jason – I gave the edge to Leatherface.
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So you think Predator and the Joker have better hair?
I had a really tough time with Biff Tannen vs. Gremlins in yesterday’s post.
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Dreads and orange Cotton Candy, definitely better than 80’s hair styles!
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But Bowie can unleash a horde of goblins on the Predator as well as dazzle him with his ball juggling and his infamous Magic Dance!
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I can’t believe Dr. Zaius lost! To lame-ass General Zod no less… but I guess them’s the breaks!
I still really love this tournament though, I believe in it. The best villain will win.
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That was a close one, though. You should have funneled more money into Dr. Zaius’s campaign!
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Lol, yeah, you’re right… I could have at least handed out a few buttons or something.
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Why does hair always come into play in a major way in this site’s big events?
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People think we’re Hair Ticket to Home Video.
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How dare you put Jason up against Leatherface so early in the round.
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