Today is “Gun Appreciation Day,” whatever that means, so naturally we feel compelled to present to you:

Guns (1990)

The Scene: The lovely and talented Edy Stark (Cynthia Brimhall) singing the title song while performing an interpretive dance.

Why We Love This Scene: Andy Sidaris is unquestionably the greatest filmmaker of all time, and while Guns may not be his best work, he definitely nailed the opener. Whether or not you think guns ain’t much fun, you have to appreciate Ms. Brimhall’s talents on display here. Of the 12 movies in the Sidaris Masterpiece Collection, Ms. Brimhall appeared in six, and, in the humble opinion of the creators of this website, she is by far the most attractive woman in all of them. A 21-gun salute to you, Ms. Brimhall!