A Christmas Carol (any version)
Scrooge is a big jerk
Treats Bob Cratchit like garbage
Time for a lesson
Marley’s zombie’s back
“Scrooge, you should lighten up, dude”
Three more ghosts coming
Ghost of Christmas Past
“Hey, you were a happy kid”
“Piss off, stupid ghost”
Next, Christmas Present
“Check out Tiny Tim, you jerk”
“Eh, whatever man”
Last, Christmas Future
-You’re gonna die lonely, Scrooge-
“Oh wow, that does suck”
It’s Christmas morning!
“I’m a nice guy now, you guys!
The turkey’s on me!”
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
I love all of your posts and you guys crack me up all the time so here’s a little piece of advice, friend to friend: never, ever drink some scotch, eat some ham for dinner, wake up, have a plum for breakfast and then try and fart in the shower. You don’t even want to know the consequences.
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TOO LATE!
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CRAP!! Literally!!
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