I was watching a mediocre Christmas movie with my daughter the other day and I noticed that the voice of the talking dog sounded a lot like America’s Actor™ Tom Arnold, of married to Roseanne fame. I confirmed this by looking it up on his IMDb page, and was Chrismystified to see that he’s been in an astonishing amount of horrible, straight-to-video holiday dreck, most involving dogs, estranged fathers, and/or weddings. It’s like a crappy yuletide flick can’t legally be made without his involvement. So I’ve decided to rank them, sight unseen:
Wow, who knew there’d be so many christmas movies starring Tom Arnold?
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There are 36 more that didn’t make the cut
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Holy shit… Really?
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Nas Tay Bitch.
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This is made exceptionally more odd since Tom Arnold is Jewish.
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If someone wants a list of the ten best Tom Arnold Christmas films then they can just flip this thing around?
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It’s not that simple…
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