The 2015 Apecademy Awards nominations (of the Planet of the Apes) were just announced! Here are the lucky nominees:
BEST PICTURE
“A Simian Sniper”
“The Imitation Gorilla”
“Birdape or (The Unexpected Virtue of Bananas)”
“Apehood”
“The Grand Baboon Ape Fest Hotel”
“Selma” [we’re respectfully not touching that one]
“The Theory of Everything (is Bananas)”
“Chimplash”
BEST DIRECTOR
Apejandro G. Iñárritu, “Birdape or (The Unexpected Virtue of Bananas)”
Lancelot Linklater, “Apehood”
Banana Miller, “Apecatcher”
Wes Aperson, “The Grand Baboon Ape Fest Hotel”
Monkey Tyldum, “The Imitation Gorilla”
LEAD ACTOR
Steve Chimprell, “Apecatcher”
Baboonedict Cumberbaboon, “The Imitation Gorilla”
Monkey Keatorangutan, “Birdape or (The Unexpected Virtue of Bananas)”
Bradley Poopflinger, “A Simian Sniper”
Eddie Redass, “The Theory of Everything (is Bananas)”
LEAD ACTRESS
Monkeyin’ Cotillard, “Two Apes, One Banana”
Felichimpy Jones, “The Theory of Everything (is Bananas)”
Juiliape Monkey, “Still Alice the Ape”
Rosamonkey Pike, “Gone Gorilla”
Rhesus Witherspoon, “Wild”
SUPPORTING ACTOR
Robert Duvape, “The Judge of Man”
Ethan Chimpe, “Apehood”
Edward Norangtuan, “Birdape or (The Unexpected Virtue of Bananas)”
Mark Ruffalemur, “Apecatcher”
J.K. Simians, “Chimplash”
SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Patricia Apequette, “Apehood”
Keirangutan Knightley, “The Imitation Gorilla”
Simian Stone, “Birdape or (The Unexpected Virtue of Bananas)”
Meryl Ape, “Swinging Through the Woods”
Lemur Dern, “Wild”
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More fun than a barrel of monkeys!
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Get your hands off my lobby boy, you damn dirty ape!
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More fun than picking nits of my my mate and eating them! I especially like, “The Grand Baboon Ape Fest Hotel.” Almost saw it twice, but got kicked out the second time for flinging poop!
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It’s a sad planet of the apes we live on when you can’t fling your own poop at the screen to make a statement.
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This is the best thing I’ve read all day! Amazing!
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Me too! Thanks!
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Ha! Love this. How long did this take? Hey… What about Best Animated Feature?
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YEARS. Or, like, less than an hour.
Apes can’t draw.
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Great post, love the photo.
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Thanks! I was lucky I had a camera with me at the time that happened.
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Keirangtuan Knightley has a lovely ring to it.
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She’s a gorgeous ape.
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This is my favourite awards ceremony of the year! I’m hoping Chimplash wins a whole bunch.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Chimplash! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Baboonedict Cumberbaboon could be the best thing I’ve ever heard ever.
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He’s actually a macaque!
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