Mirth Madness 2014: The Entertaining Eight!

Only eight left, and most of them were good choices by the readers! Some! We’re shutting down the site.

Voting ends Thursday at 10 a.m. New Jersey time!

Dark Helmet (71%) made Stifler (29%) American cry!
Dr. Venkman (75%) forced Randal (25%) to appear in more than one Kevin Smith movie!
Frank the Tank (70%) produced a victory over Leo Bloom (30%)!
Axel Foley (75%) ruined Larry Wilson’s (25%) weekend!
Ed (68%) cut the brakes on Tommy Boy’s (32%) run!
Mrs. Doubtfire (57%) gave Jake (43%) the blues!
The Genie (62%) ran a train through Sheriff Bart (38%)!
Phil Connors (62%) put Milton (38%) in the basement and took his stapler!

TODAY’S MATCH-UPS

Dark Helmet (Spaceballs)	Dr. Peter Venkman (Ghostbusters)
Quote: Come back you fat bearded bitch!	Quote: Back off, man. I’m a scientist.

Frank “The Tank” Ricard (Old School)	Det. Axel Foley (Beverly Hills Cop)
Quote: We’re going streaking!	Quote: Billy, you know, you don’t have to be embarrassed if your dick gets hard. Your dick is supposed to get hard. See? That’s the whole object of this. Taggart’s dick is hard, but he won’t let you know ’cause he’s the boss. Boss’ dick got to stay limp, right? See, I ain’t on duty so my dick can be hard.

Ed (Shaun of the Dead)	Mrs. Doubtfire (Mrs. Doubtfire)
Quote: Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?	Quote: I must look like a yeti in this getup!

Genie (Disney’s Aladdin)	Phil Connors (Groundhog Day)
Quote: You have been a fabulous audience! Tell you what, you’re the best audience in the whole world. Take care of yourselves! Good night, Alice! Good night, Agrabah! Adios, amigos!	Quote: I’m a god. I’m not the God… I don’t think.