WRIGHT, PEGG AND FROST ARE GOING TO MAKE A NEW TRILOGY, WITH THE COMMON THREAD BEING THE SEARCH FOR R.O.T.O.R.’S LOST PIRATE GOLD.

SHANE BLACK WILL BE DIRECTING A NEW REMO WILLIAMS MOVIE. NO WORD YET ON WHAT WHITE ACTOR THEY’LL GET TO PLAY CHIUNG, BUT THEY MAY BRING BACK FRED WILLARD AND TAPE BACK HIS EYES.

HERE IS THE FIRST CONCEPTUAL ART OF R.O.T.O.R. AS THE VILLAIN IN STAR WARS EPISODE VII, LAUGHING AT WHAT A PUSSY DARTH VADER WAS.

HERE ARE TWO CONCEPTUAL DRAWINGS OF HAN SOLO’S LOOK IN STAR WARS EPISODE VII. THEY REALLY CAPTURED HARRISON FORD’S ENTHUSIASM!

PIXAR’S NEXT MOVIE, THE GOOD DINOSAUR, IS APPARENTLY GARBAGE, SO IT IS BEING COMPLETELY REDONE, JUST LIKE HOW R.O.T.O.R.’S MOVIE WENT THROUGH 12 YEARS OF RESHOOTS BECAUSE R.O.T.O.R. KEPT SHOOTING EVERYONE.

MINORITY REPORT WILL BE MADE INTO A TV SHOW, WHICH THEY TECHNICALLY ALREADY DID WITH PERSON OF INTEREST, BUT THIS SHOW WILL BE MADE FOR AUDIENCES UNDER 70.

BRADLEY COOPER WILL STAR IN A SERIES OF FILMS BASED ON THE MACK BOLAN BOOKS, WHO IS LIKE AN AMERICAN JAMES BOND MINUS ALL THE PUSSYFOOTING.

THIS WEEK’S TOP 10 BIRTHDAYS (THERE WERE SO MANY AWESOME BIRTHDAYS IN THE PAST WEEK WE HAD TO EXPAND):

10. ANGUS SCRIMM (88)
9. LARRY B. SCOTT (53)
8. COURTNEY GAINS (49)
7. JONATHAN KE QUAN (43)
6. MELVIN VAN PEEBLES (82)
5. KENNY ROGERS (76)
4. ROBERT DE NIRO (71)
3. ROBERT REDFORD (78)
2. DARBY HINTON (57)
1. MARK BORCHARDT (48)

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