JAMES GARNER IS DEAD. MAVERICK R.O.T.O.R. RESPONSIBLE.

SO BAT-MOODY. EVEN R.O.T.O.R. LIGHTENS THE FUCK UP EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.

THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 3 HAS BEEN DELAYED UNTIL 2018 BECAUSE 47 PEOPLE LIKED THE LAST MOVIE. #TEAMMAGUIRE

 PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES, WILL OPEN JULY 7, 2017, UNLESS R.O.T.O.R. SUCCESSFULLY SUES THEM FOR RIPPING OFF THE TITLE OF R.O.T.O.R.’S MEMOIR “R.O.T.O.R.: DEAD MEN COMMIT NO FURTHER TRAFFIC VIOLATIONS.”

R.O.T.O.R. STILL FINDS THIS TITLE REDUNDANT AS ALL MEN ARE ANTS TO R.O.T.O.R.

WILL FERRELL IS GOING TO MAKE THE LONG-AWAITED MANIMAL MOVIE EVERYONE HAS BEEN CLAMORING FOR. IN IT, R.O.T.O.R. HUNTS DOWN MEN LIKE ANIMALS, AND KILLS THEM WITH ANIMALS.

THE NEW POWER RANGERS MOVIE WILL BE A “REFRESSH” INSTEAD OF A “REBOOT” OR A “R.E.T.O.R.”

 HERE IS A LOOK AT SOME KIND OF SHITTY AIRPLANE FROM THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE.

HERE IS A RUMOR ABOUT STAR WARS THAT R.O.T.O.R. IS GOING TO STOP TAKING SERIOUSLY BECAUSE IT IS GETTING RIDICULOUS EVEN BY R.O.T.O.R. STANDARDS.

 THIS WEEK’S TOP 5 BIRTHDAYS:
5. BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH (38)
4. WOODY HARRELSON (53)
3. TERENCE STAMP (76)
2. CHRIS SARANDON (72)
1. ROBERT HAYS (67)

MIRTH MADNESS 2014 POLL!
INSTEAD OF A POLL THIS WEEK, R.O.T.O.R. IS ASKING YOU, THE WORTHLESS READER, IF YOU WOULD BE SO KIND AS TO COMMENT BELOW ON WHICH FUNNY MOVIE CHARACTER(S) YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE IN THIS YEAR’S MIRTH MADNESS TOURNAMENT, THE ONLY STIPULATION BEING IT CAN’T BE ANY OF THE CHARACTERS FROM LAST YEAR’S TOURNAMENT (CLICK HERE TO SEE THE 2013 BRACKET).

NEW LAME NINJA RAP!

TRAILERS OF THE WEEK:

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