RIK MAYALL IS DEAD. R.O.T.O.R. NOT RESPONSIBLE.

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG IS GETTING HIS OWN LIVE ACTION/CG MOVIE, IN WHICH R.O.T.O.R. WILL PLAY DR. EGGMAN AND SHOOT SONIC WITH A GUN MADE OUT OF EGGS THAT SCRAMBLES HIS LEGS. TRY TO RUN FROM THE LAW NOW, YOU BLUE SON OF A BITCH.

 ICE CUBE’S SON, ICE CUBA GOODING JR., WILL PLAY ICE CUBE IN AN N.W.A. MOVIE. THE FILM WILL SHOW THEIR RISE FROM THE STREETS TO FAME AFTER THEY MET R.O.T.O.R. AND RECORDED “FUCK THA POLICE” AND R.O.T.O.R. COULD NOT EVEN BE MAD, IT WAS SO DEFIANT THAT R.O.T.O.R. ADMIRED THEIR BALLS. BUT R.O.T.O.R. EXECUTED EAZY-E ANYWAY.

RUBY DEE IS DEAD. R.O.T.O.R. NOT RESPONSIBLE.

WHO DO YOU TURN TO AFTER VISIONARY DIRECTOR EDGAR WRIGHT QUIT ANT-MAN? WHY, THE AUTEUR DIRECTOR OF THE JIM CARREY BLOCKBUSTER YES MAN, OF COURSE. BECAUSE THEY BOTH HAVE “MAN” IN THE TITLE.

HARRISON FORD INJURED HIMSELF ON THE STAR WARS EPISODE VII SET BECAUSE R.O.T.O.R. SHOT HIM FIRST.

IN TV NEWS, THE WALKING DEAD HAS BEEN PLANNED OUT THROUGH SEASON 12. R.O.T.O.R. HAS EXCLUSIVE INFO ON WHAT WILL HAPPEN:
SEASON 5: THE GROUP WALKS THROUGH THE WOODS, ARGUING AND WHINING. EVERYONE IS ANNOYING. THEY FIGHT ZOMBIES. THEY ARGUE AND WHINE SOME MORE. A FEW NEW CHARACTERS ARE INTRODUCED. THEY FIGHT ZOMBIES. MOST OF THE NEW CHARACTERS DIE. THEY ARGUE AND WHINE ABOUT IT. THEY FIGHT ZOMBIES. THEY GO TO A PLACE THAT IS NOT ALL IT SEEMS. AT LEAST ONE REGULAR CHARACTER DIES. THEY ARGUE AND WHINE ABOUT THAT CHARACTER’S DEATH
SEASONS 6-12: REPEAT.

THIS WEEK’S IMPORTANT BIRTHDAYS: LIAM NEESON (62), KARL URBAN (42), JACKIE MASON (78), MICHAEL J. FOX (53), JOHNNY DEPP (51), ADRIENNE BARBEAU (69), GENE WILDER (81), ENORMOUS DOUCHEBAG SHIA LEBEOUF (28), PETER DINKLAGE (45), JIM NABORS (84), MALCOLM MCDOWELL (71), ALLY SHEEDY (52), THE OLSEN TWINS (28), KAT DENNINGS’ BOOBS (28), AND FINALLY, KATE UPTON (22)!

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