ACCORDING TO R.O.T.O.R.’S SOURCES OF READING OTHER MOVIE NEWS SITES, THE WORKING TITLE OF STAR WARS EPISODE VII IS “THE ANCIENT FEAR,” WHICH IS HAVING DIARRHEA WHILE ON A ROLLER COASTER.
HERE IS THE X-MEN TEASER THAT PLAYED WITH THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2, REVEALING THAT THERE ARE MUTANTS AND THEY HAVE POWERS THAT NORMAL MEN DO NOT HAVE, MAKING THEM “X” MEN.
THE FIRST OFFICIAL TRAILER FOR CHRISTOPHER NOLAN’S INTERSTELLAR WILL BE ATTACHED TO GODZILLA. IN INTERSTELLAR, GODZILLA PLANS A BANK HEIST IN SPACE WITH THE HELP OF MOTHRA, WHO HAS SECOND THOUGHTS AND TURNS ON HIM, LULLING HIM TO SLEEP WITH MOTH DUST AND CAUSING GODZILLA TO ENTER THE DREAM WORLD, WHERE HE BURNS LEONARDO DICAPRIO’S FACE OFF.
TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: GEORGE CLOONEY DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THE GRAVITY OF TURNING 53, BUT MAYBE HIS DESCENDANTS WILL.
[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]
[TODAY’S TRAILER: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK ORIGINAL TEASER TRAILER, STARRING PRINCESS LEEUH AND LANDAU CALRISSIAN]
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
“The Ancient Fear”? Sure it’s a working title, but “Blue Harvest” sounds a lot cooler. Why not call it “Star Wars: Midichlorian Boogaloo” or something like it?
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I think I’m getting a cold. We probably shouldn’t do any kissing today.
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But don’t kisses make everything better? It worked when I was four.
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Kisses and chicken soup!
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Chicken soup is good for the soul.
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And my belly!
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Reblogged this on The Muses Guild:THE MAGE.
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I love you R.O.T.O.R!!! I thought The Ancient Fear was waking up without your penis?
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Hahaha, the Star Wars Empire was still in it’s Kraft Dinner days when they made this teaser I guess, because they couldn’t spare a single dime to correct the mispronounced names. hahaa, classic cheap-o Lucas!
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Duke Spyhawker!
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Dearth Vider!
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Yodler!
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Hahaha, that’s the best one yet! This is a fun game.
Um, Jumbo the Cunt? haha that counts, right?
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That’s my ex-girlfriend.
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Hahaha, oh snap! Or should I say, oh snatch!
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Has anyone ever asked the question why Lando isn’t talked about to be in these new sequels? He is basically the real hero of the rebels destroying the second Death Star and nearly getting killed in the process. Billy Dee Williams is still alive and so should Lando, so why is he not even mentioned in the cast now? It’s just plain wrong.
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I always thought that racist fish thing was the hero. Maybe Lando will have a cameo but isn’t part of the main cast. Seems like there’s enough going on that they don’t need to throw a Lando story in there too. I hope Luke is now an insane old hermit and Mark Hamill uses his Joker voice the whole time.
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Admiral Akbar was pivotal to the success of the rebels winning sure but Lando was the one to actually destroy the Death Star. I know he’s not one of the main characters but my point was no one ever asked about him when it came to casting the sequels when everyone was hoping Hamill, Fisher and Ford would return. No one cares for Billy Dee I guess.
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No I meant the racist fish thing that was Lando’s co-pilot.
We should start an aggressive letter-writing campaign to get Billy Dee in the movie.
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