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WE ARE ONLY A YEAR AWAY FROM PAUL BLART: MALL COP 2: PAUL B.L.A.R.T.O.R.!
SPEAKING OF SEQUELS OF HUGE BLOCKBUSTERS, WE MAY BE GETTING ANOTHER PART OF AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH CALLED SERIOUSLY, YOU GUYS, IT IS LIKE TOTALLY INCONVENIENT, FOR REAL.
ZAC EFRON WILL STAR IN A NEW JOHN GRISHAM LEGAL THRILLER CALLED THE ASSOCIATE, WHICH IN NO WAY SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE THE FIRM.
NOW YOU WILL BE ABLE TO WATCH MOVIES AT HOME WITH AMAZON’S NEW STREAM-BOX!! WHAT A WORLD WE LIVE IN! DISREGARD RUMORS THAT R.O.T.O.R. WILL BE USING IT TO WATCH YOU IN YOUR HOME.
TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: IF YOU THINK EDDIE MURPHY IS NOT 53 TODAY THEN YOU ARE DELIRIOUS!
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[TODAY’S TRAILER: LUCY]
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
Paul Blart 2 omg yay so excited. Not.
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I thought you were serious until you said “Not.” Now I’m unsure…
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LOL I love me some Paul Blart… a guy on a Segway at the mall doesn’t get much hotter and cool than that.
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Do you still have those pics of ScarJo naked? If so, my friend would like to see them.
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Yeah I took some brand new ones.
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MY FRIEND AND HIS DONG THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF HIS LOINS
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I’m the friend he’s referring to. And the dong.
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I don’t care how creepy it is for me to have a crush on Zefron (yeah, that’s his special little pet-name from me), if he keeps making movies, I’m gunna keep crushing.
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Please god no!!!!
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Hahaha, but Zefron is amazing. He can do anything! Even get pissed on by Nicole Kidman.
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Better to be pissed off than pissed Efron.
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Hahaha!
Your punmanship is is awe-inspiring.
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But my penmanship is offensive.
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I would happily take his place. I think. Also he’s really strange looking
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Maybe we should try to kickstart your dream of getting peed on by Ms. Kidman?
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